Zombie Prostitute - Voltaire ((With Lyrics)) video free download


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Uploaded: 2009/12/27

The Lead Single-esqe song from Voltaire's most recent MAJOR release (from Projekt). I heard Voltaire's next album will be a children's CD (wtf?). But I hope he makes more albums like this.

I was alone, and I needed a date;

I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate

When I, I saw a sign that said "For a good time

"Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8".

Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I

Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "seplucher", I

Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute

That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute

I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it

I said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it

Buck teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,

But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute.

While I was tense, it was plain to see

A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me

I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it

I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me.

Morally, I'm destitute

In the Tomb of Ill repute

She's a rotten kind'a cute

For a Zombie Prostitute.

(violin, cello, and trumpet/cornet solos)

Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know

Which of my organs is the next to go

I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease

Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo

I took my first client on a date

We took a walk to the cemetery gate

I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip

I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"

Morally, I'm destitute

In the Tomb of Ill repute

She's a rotten kind'a cute

For a Zombie Prostitute.

Comments

8 years ago

Muzzy Cooky

*Talent*This is just ridiculously fun! A Cuban-American dark-cabaret musician, Voltaire is also an animator, comic artist, and professor at the School of Visual Arts in New York.

9 years ago

Floodbane

too bad this wasn't a billy and mandy episode

9 years ago

vyper valour

Morally I'm destitute, In the tomb of ill repute. She's a rotten kind of cute for a Zombie Prostitute

9 years ago

Le Tami

What is wrong with you?

9 years ago

Chrono The UniversalEntity

I ALSO BLESS YOU WITH THIS SONG <3

9 years ago

GODZILLADRAGON111

sang this while writing a book. started writing the lyrics again. :l

9 years ago

Corey Wigfull

I like to sing this in public places.

9 years ago

MrKlausbaudelaire

"baby keep the tip"....wait...OMG now I get the joke!!!

9 years ago

Cat Campbell

This is hilarious! 

9 years ago

Ana Clara

so funny

9 years ago

Scott Gerrard

This is fucking genius 

9 years ago

nawey

listen to this song with Mozart Symphony No. 40 at the same time it brilliant it fit in with the song perfectly try it and you know what im talking about.

9 years ago

Lena X

She's a rotten kinda cute! I just cant believe you can.. Guess You have the be voltaire to see that.

9 years ago

Katie Sherwood

Listen to this Wade. It's too funny, But it might be a little, um.. Inappropriate. 0.o Really listen to the words.

9 years ago

Dr. Ghost

......... no words, my words have failed me.... good job XD

10 years ago

Anco Vink

This is one of those songs that earn ya some weird stares if you sing out out loud when walking through town.... And damn me if I don't love that~

10 years ago

MariktheGunslinger

I swear, I could make an award winning play out of a Voltaire album.

10 years ago

Sindre Dahl

At the end of Dead snow 2, SPOILER a guy makes his dead rotten girl come back to life as a zombie, and well, maybe thats where she ended up later, as a prostitute?

10 years ago

Mandrake Fernflower

Gunther Von Hagens is a expert in this field. He is what is known as a pimp for zombie prostitutes.

10 years ago

janice b.

damn..thats hardcore.!

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