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This song was inspired by those songs that hint at dirty words then switch them with other words. You know like, "Rosie had a turtle, she also had a duck, she put them in the bathtub to see if they would, bang bang Rosie, Rosie bangs all day.." etc etc.. My dream is that some day this song will be played on morning radio! lol!

Credits:

Aurelio Voltaire- Vocals/Guitar

Brian Viglione- Drums

The Red Hook Ramblers- horns

Lyrics:

I've been 'round for a long time

And I learned along the way:

If you wanna go on the radio

There are words you just can't say!

Well, I thought hard about it

And I found a way around it

To help me go on the radio, you gotta say the words I can't.

You got to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song that ain't.

Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand

And say the words I can't?

You got to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song that ain't

Down in Carolina

I met a girl with a nice [...]

So I reached down between us

And I whipped out my [...]

Skipped right past the suckin'

And got right down to [...]

She turned and said: "I gotta ask,

Would you slip it into my [...]?"

Help me go on the radio and say the words I can't.

You got to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song that ain't.

Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand

And say the words I can't?

You got to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song that ain't

Her husband was a trucker

He was a filthy mother[...]

I didn't wanna wrastle

With this no-good stinkin' [...]

I heard him come through the kitchen door

When I was bangin' his filthy [...]

I knew I'd end up in a ditch

If he caught me ridin' his [...]

Help me go on the radio and say the words I can't.

You got to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song that ain't.

Come on, man, won't you give me your hand

And say the words I can't?

You got to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song that ain't

"Mercy, please!" I told him,

But he grabbed me by the [...]

And he did something heinous

He exposed his [...]

I said "I don't mean to seem crass,

But why are you buttering up your [...]?"

He said "My wife's a beard, and she lured you here.

'Cause I'm queer and I love it in the [...]"

You helped me go on the radio by saying the words I can't.

You have to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song that ain't.

Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand.

By saying the words I can't.

You have to sing along to make this song

The dirtiest song,

The filthiest song,

The dirtiest song that ain't.