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I do a lot of MCing and I've MC'd an alternative beauty pageant a few times called The Catwalk Tragedy. I originally wrote this song to sing at that show. I sang it once a cappella, but they didn't seem terribly interested to have me sing in the show so I decided to do something different with it. It seemed like it'd be the perfect song for a dark cabaret, so I rewrote it to be about an awful brothel where all of the women are... well.. let's just say, "special".

Credits:

Aurelio Voltaire- Vocals/Guitar

Brian Viglione- Drums

David J. - Bass

Franz Nicolay- Accordion

Janelle Reichman- Clarinet

Lyrics:

Spoken] Alright girls, come on.

Move it along.

Don't dilly-dally,

Men are waiting.

Gentlemen!

Come on in, right on in,

To our temple of sin,

The sensual and, sublime

With multiple versions

Of every perversion

And women of every kind

If you're a fellow

Who likes a bordello

With something odd for a change,

Two dollars more,

You can have a dead whore

We specialize in the strange

If you get lucky this evening

And one takes you up for a whirl

Might I suggest you look under the dress

'Cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here!

Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!

Come and see

Why we like to call our cathouse

Tragedy!

What a curious sight!

Our female selection

Is not quite perfection

It's like biting into a bitter confection

At Cathouse Tragedy!

There's an Asian albino

And as far as I know

She has the prosthetic eye

And if you approve it

She'll gladly remove it

If you tire of her thighs

Don't be alarmed

By the girl with no arms

She's actually quite a treat

And if you wanna

She'll peel your banana

She's bloody good with her feet!

If you get lucky this evening

And one takes you up for a spin

Might be suggestin'

A lamby intestine

You don't know where these girls have been!

Oh! Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!

Come and see

Why we like to call our cathouse

Tragedy!

It's a curious sight!

Our female selection

Is not quite perfection

It's like biting into a bitter confection

At Cathouse Tragedy!

They called you pretty

In your hometown

Not to be petty,

But here in the city,

You're not all that pretty,

You're lucky we keep you around!

Now get back to work!

Come on in to the cathouse!

We've got pussies of every kind!

We have black, white and yellow and red ones!

And only one or two are feline!

I'm your benevolent MC

And I'm here to make sure they behave

Sure, they smell like cheese

And they're full of disease,

But just think of the money you'll save!

Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!

Come and see

Why we like to call our cathouse

Tragedy!

It's a curious sight!

Our female collection

Is not quite perfection

It's like biting into a bitter confection

At Cathouse Tragedy!

At the Cathouse Tragedy!

[Spoken]Alright girls, come on, move it along.

I don't want to be here anymore than you.

Ahh, I should've been a dentist.