Dead Kennedys - Goons of Hazzard video free download


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Dead Kennedys

Frankenchrist

Track 07 - Goons of Hazzard

Lyrics:

Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs

Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic penises

Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers

We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle

So we drink ourselves sick

Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead

We are the Goons of Hazzard

Glorified on your TV

We run down bikes and hitch hikers

And we know we'll get off scot-free

We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks

Bashing punks & bums and fags

With our baseball bats

No deer to blow away in the woods today

So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down

Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead

We are the Goons of Hazzard

Glorified on your TV

We leave you in a pool of blood

Cos we know we'll get off scot-free

Let's get him:

C'mere

C'mere

Say something to me?

We've got him cornered

We've got him cornered

Is anybody looking?

Does anybody even care?

No!

Local papers paint us up to be big heroes

City fathers & Chamber of Commerce want us deputized

The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean

Get a shave, kid

We'll pay you as a strike-breaker

Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D.

We are the Goons of Hazzard

Glorified on your TV

We leave you in a pool of blood

And we always get off scot-free

Comments

9 years ago

GreatestPotential

All the world's a stage and all the players are merely goons.

9 years ago

Brian Harris

Sue the feds only work if you mix them with drain cleaner and battery acid before you snort them! That gets the sinuses nice and clear.

9 years ago

Boobhound McJuggs

Hell yeah. This song makes me want to go out and pound on some weirdos.

9 years ago

Ryan Charles

The Dead Kennedys were the first band that I connected with as a kid. I'm in my late thirties, and their music still inspires me. It's as relevant now, as it was then; if not more so...

10 years ago

Susan Nardi

Fuck yeah!

10 years ago

Beerlejuice

FrankenChrist is SO AWESOME!!!!! I love this song!!! :D

10 years ago

Beerlejuice

WHOOPS! Sounds like some people can't appreciate the truth or a good song! Hey smartacus go back to your stupid gun toting, redneck skinhead douchebag, nazi asylum where you belong you stupid white trash racist piece of fucking garbage!!!!

10 years ago

SpankyFC

Jello Biafra is just like any other punk-rocker from the 80's that falsely claim to be against statism but, they support egalitarianism (ie. state enforced equality, ie. socialism, communism, fascism etc...) They also hate capitalism but, they wouldn't even have a career without it. Quite conflicted the liberal punk-rocker is, quite conflicted indeed.

10 years ago

smartacus88

Fuck this liberal dogshit. Candy-ass, sympathetic, communist garbage. These are the most biased, stereotypical lyrics I've ever heard. Why not write a song about how blacks and latinos believe that whites owe them something for a past that none of them personally experienced, and either secretly or outwardly want all whites dead? Hmm? Demonizing our culture, wile glorifying sodomy, feminism, the destruction of masculinity, and "multiculturalism" (culture replacement and genocide) is so cliché.

10 years ago

smartacus88

No, he's a Mexican Jew hybrid.

10 years ago

undergroundwillrise

Vintage vinyl

10 years ago

thirdpowerful1

George Zimmerman is a Goon of Hazzard.

11 years ago

RisforRockit

uhm, i mistook this song for "Mach-O-Rama", or "Jock-o-Rama". weak memory.

11 years ago

RisforRockit

"Don't worry about it son, we were like that when we were young, you got all it takes to make a damn good businessman" - anyone else reminded of this when the news of the Steubenville rape case broke? Goonsville Ohio USA...

11 years ago

francoquaqui07

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11 years ago

Cary Schroeder

I like how well their music was recorded. Sounds more full.

11 years ago

Natasha Goldstein

This C.D. isn't hard to find.I bought my first copy 20 years ago at a Tower Records,then another 7 years later at Aomeba Records.Then I ordered it online in 2007.Sure,the one with the original artwork is gone for good,but the C.D. is quite easy to find.

11 years ago

CarlosV198D

That's where i got all my Dead Kennedys CD's

11 years ago

slap n pop

if you live in or close to LA, amoeba records has a few copies of it

11 years ago

Dimitri Zachs

yeah the intro is realy awesome.....

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