Dan Bern - Jerusalem video free download

Kaylee Ashlyn

THIS IS MY FAVORITE WEATHER EVER HONESTLY 

DeepSouthLass

When I tell you that I love youDon't test my loveAccept my love, don't test my loveCause maybe I don't love you all that muchDon't ask what kind of music I'm gonna play tonightJust stay awhile, hear for yourself awhileAnd if you must put me in a box, make sure it's a big boxWith lots of windowsAnd a door to walk throughAnd a nice high chimneySo we can burn burn burn everything that we don't likeAnd watch the ashes fly up to HeavenMaybe all the way to IndiaI'd like thatAll the ancient kings came to my doorThey said, "Do you want to be an ancient king too?"I said, "Oh yes very much,But I think my timing's wrong."They said "Time is relative,Or did you misread Einstien?"I said, "Do you really mean it?"They said "What do you think we come here for?Our goddamn health or something?"Everybody's waiting for the MessiahThe Jews are waitingThe Christians are waitingOh so are the MuslimsIt's like everybody's waitingThey been waiting a long timeI know how I hate to waitLike even for a bus or somethingAn important phone callSo I can imagine how darned impatientEveryone must be gettingSo I think it's time nowTime to reveal myselfI am the MessiahI am the MessiahYes I think you heard me rightI am the MessiahI was gonna wait till next yearBuild up the suspense a littleMake it a really big surpriseBut I could not resistIt's like when you got a really big secretYou're just bursting to tell someoneIt was kinda like that with thisAnd now that I've told youI feel this great weight liftedDr. Nusbaum was rightHe's my therapistHe said get it out in the openI spent ten whole days in JerusalemMmmm Jerusalem sweet JerusalemAnd all I ate was olivesNothing but olivesMountains of olivesIt was a good ten daysI like olivesI like you tooSo When I tell you that I love youDon't test my loveAccept my love, don't test my loveCause maybe I don't love you all that much

megbethw1982

One of the best weathers that Nightvale has featured...

animefan1394K

I got my mom to listen to this song with me. Now all it takes is hearing the word olives to get her to burst into laughter.

Beatrice Chen

MOUNTAINS OF OLIIIIVEEEESS

beautiful wario

how to ask someone out: I like olivesI like you too

Benjamin Fuller

Am I the only one who thinks this is a song about someone with Jerusalem syndrome

Kimberly Adams

The messiah, everyone. Not quite what I expected, tbh. XD

HavoK -Zack-

I SAW HIM LIVE AND IT WAS SO WEIRD AND I THINK HE WAS DRUNK AND WE WERE IN A UNITARIAN CHURCH IN NEW JERSEY AND IT WAS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE CONCERT EVER

susan the dead fish

inspiration 

genesisofpain

This is what I call talent.

Ambrose Sylver

This song has humor pretending to be sad meaningful lyrics X'D I laughed when I heard it 

Karalee Weaver

I challenge anyone to start singing this to a random person in public. XD

Leslie Tucker

I never liked olives until I lived in Jerusalem for a year and a half.

Protomanbeawsome

It's like Bob Dylan met Weird Al

Kayla M

my fav dan bern song

Alex Cross

Welcome to Night Vale and this song keep me young and give me hope. 

Miriam Bolton

I laughed so hard...

Ximena Pato

I love this song

Arisa Mochida

This song is so beautiful.This really speaks to me."Mountains of olives! I like olives." These lyrics are so inspirational. 3

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