Brad Paisley - Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday video free download

lunaanimekat379

This is SUCH a good point. I'm so sick and tired of having to be politically correct all the time. It's like walking through a minefield and it's fucking exhausting

Jackie Jenkins

RIP Jimmy and George

Hanah Breck

Omg! Hahaha! Lol this is so sad but true! 

Mike Lietz

my favorite part is bill anderson saying that s sounds like horse bleep

Joshua Havird

Merry Christmas everyone! God bless you all! Have a laugh.

Tommy Schnoor

I love this song. So politically correct

council1988

"I don't care who I offend, I'm gonna sing C*bleep*mas carols, if I wanna sing C*bleep*mas carols."

Gino Meriano

just totally awesome

wrightfield

pollitically correct christmas song

Katherine Demille

Ok, I am posting on my mothers account, but I am pagan and I LOVE this song! I've never met anyone who has EVER been offended by "Merry Christmas"! I love it, it's perfect!

Nunovya Biznez

40 people still offended... LOL

Geoffrey Barber

Liberals have now made White Christmas racist... it's sad when reality starts to mirror satire.

Lucas Peter

It's beginning to look a lot like christmas ...

Jamie Lynn

I've listened to this a million times, then tonight, for the first time in years, I listened to all of the Kung Pao Buckeroos songs, and I was in tears laughing at this one lol. "You can't say silent night because it offends people hard of hearing and who are afraid of the dark!!" It sure makes me sad that Possum is gone, but so glad he gave us many great songs and laughs along the way! RIP Possum. 

Jesse Dudfield

never gets old Funny love then all

Damon Johnson

This is so awesome. I have everything paisley has put out and it never gets old. So much talent. And you just gotta love the kung pao gang. Its hilarious and im almost in tears from laughing so hard everytime i hear them. Especially cornography...so funny

suporman75

This was such a funny song, first time I heard this on the radio I laughed my ass off so hard 

Igor Krajcar

And now the grand old opera theater proudly presentsa special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao BuckaroosWell, it’s a Kung Pao Buckaroo HolidayWhatever you do watch what you sayIf you’re easily offended well that’s okayIt’s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holidayWe catch up with our three cowboys one coldDecember night huddled around the camp fire.How ‘bout we sing some holiday songs?Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?Yeah, I got one.Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thy branches…Why am I getting blipped again?Haven’t you heard guys? You can’t say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say HolidayI can’t say Chri-biip-mas?No you might offend somebody.Who is offended by Chri-biip-mas?You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.What?Time to politically correct.I’ll lead this off.On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love sent to me…Jimmy, are you listening?What?You can’t say Chri-biip-mas.Why not?You can say biiiip on the last record.Why can’t I say Chri-biip-mas?I didn’t make the rules.Hey listen guys, it’s not that difficult,all you gotta do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.You know, instead of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you sayI’m dreaming of a whi-biiip Holiday.Why did I get blipped?You’ve got to say Caucasian.So I have to sing, I’m dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?Sure, that won’t offend anybody.Well, it’s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,Whatever you do watch what you sayIf you’re easily offended well that’s okayWhy do these people have to feel that way?How come they get offended so easily?It’s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holidayI’m just trying to come up with a song here.Let’s sing one together, everybody ready? George?Ready.Bill your ready?I’m ready.Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy?Okay!We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we’ve traveled really far….Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.What?Oh, come on just try.I've gotta get hyped up for this,We three kings of Asia are….That sounds like horse biiiipOh lord, okay. How ‘bout Little Drummer boy?Nope, that offends short people.And you can’t say drummer ‘cause that will offend real musicians.How ‘bout little –hahaha- town of Bethlehem?What’s this with all the short jokes?Hey how ‘bout we do Silent Night?No, 'Cause it offends people hard of hearin' and afraid of the dark.What did he say about a shark?SHARK?This happens every year.Well, it’s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,Whatever you do watch what you say,If you’re easily offended well that’s okay,It’s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.Hohoho!No.I can’t say ho?No you might offend some women.So basically we can’t sing anything?I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.Softer George it’s more effective.I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.You now what? I don’t care who we offend,I’m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.Louder Bill it’s more effective.I don’t care who we offend,I’m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.Me too.We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.you can’t say new; it’ll offend the old folks.And you better not offend them.Us.Yeeaahhh[Thanks to Georg for lyrics][Thanks to Tex for corrections]

TheSleepingNeko

I laugh because the dislike bar is all the people who still managed to get offended.

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