Brad Paisley - Cornography video free download

Chris Miller

RIP George Jones and Little Jimmy Dickens.

justjoseph

TRULY IDIOTIC

carolann bagan

this still makes me laugh even though i've heard it a million times.

Igor Krajcar

The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents:Cornography.Kung Pao!Episode two: The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos.The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night.So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May,(Or she may not).A former love and a woman of questionable repute.So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty.And just then, they heard a voice sayin:"Hi, boys. You lookin' for these."And the littlest cowboy turned around to see two huge 38s pointed right at his face.(Jimmy, you can't say that!)(What? She had huge guns.)Smith and Wesson revolvers.Oh boy, were they loaded.Cornography.She's aiming them right at us.(Softer, George, it's more effective.)She's aiming them right at us.Everybody duck!Not you, Jimmy. You stand up normal.They dropped the money they owed her, an' she bent over to pick it up,And, oh, that moon was beautiful.(Now Jimmy, you can't say that!).Out the window. I couldn't see it till then George:There were mountains in the way.Cornography."You guys are gonna get in trouble for this."That woman sure chaps my.Ask her out then.I think he's got a little thing for her, George.(Louder, Bill, it's more effective.)I think he's got a little thing for her, George.It's not THAT little.(That was worth a three or four, Bill.)All, right, Jimmy, let's get serious now.So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited.But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard.(Jimmy!!!).What? It's very difficult.I hope they're not recordin' this.Yeah.Ah.Cornography.An' I said: "Little cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?""Here we go."Ooh yeah. Need a little buckaroo?In your dreams short barrell.Bum chicka bow wow.Oh my God.So the Kung Poo Buck.....So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset.Tune in next time for more action and romance.Yeah.(Softer, George, it's more effective.)Yeah.

gbuckley42

Kung Poo Buckaroos lol

gbuckley42

It's not that little! What fun this must have been making

DemonataLord

Little Jimmy Dickens once said Paynus

Elevation Nation

Softer George its more effective

Tom Page

Not sure what you're referring to. I will if I have it.

Nan the Cowdog

"I think he has a little thing for her!" "IT'S NOT THAT LITTLE!!" LOL xD

kallieshmoe1234

"When I look at a woman that beautiful..... its hard!" "Now you CANT say that!"

Nardor

of course we arnt recording this alright this needs to be on youtube stat!

donald paluga

ASK HER OUT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Ryan Chugg

Oh, the beauty of the Telecaster Jammin! WEEEW

TheHankerchief26

Bum-chicka-bow-wow.

timcha1011

That woman sure chaps my #&&

Aurora

this is soo funny

Elevation Nation

softer george its more effective that way

yamahonkawazuki

@landraiderares i heard this on xm a year back and chuckled. was filled with so many innuendos. hard to listen to this and drive at same time

AkageNoDonna

"When I look at a woman that beautiful...it's hard." lmao

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