Barenaked Ladies - Bucknaked - 12. If I Had A $1000000 video free download

If I had a $1000000

(If I had a $1000000)

I'd buy you a house

(I would buy you a house)

If I had a $1000000

(If I had a $1000000)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a $1000000

(If I had a $1000000)

I'd buy you a K-Car

(A nice Reliant automobile)

If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I had $1000000

You could help, it wouldn't be that hard

If I had $1000000

Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there

Wouldn't that be fabulous.

If I had $1000000

(If I had $1000000)

I'd buy you a fur coat

(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)

And if I had $1000000

(If I had a $1000000)

I'd buy you an exotic pet

(Like a llama or an emu)

And if I had $1000000

(If I had a $1000000)

I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

(All them crazy elephant bones)

And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a $1000000

We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.

If I had a $1000000

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the first chorus out of it.

If I had $1000000

(If I had $1000000)

I'd buy you a green dress

(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

And if I had $1000000

(If I had $1000000)

I'd buy you some art

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had $1000000

(If I had $1000000)

I'd buy you a monkey

(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000

Id buy your love

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000

I'd be rich.