Barenaked Ladies - Bucknaked - 14. Care Less video free download

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball

It's not so much the game I like it's the hats

See this white band around my neck?

It's not just fashion

Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats

I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse

I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice

I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert

I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt

Well, Shaggy said to Velma "Hey now, Velma how you doing?"

And Velma said "Jinkies, Shag I'm fine."

Then Daphne said to Fred "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest"

And all night Fred was yakking up red wine

I couldn't care less why was Fonzie cool

I couldn't care less are the sweat hogs still in school?

I couldn't care less how do they fill the Caramilk bar

I couldn't care less if my car says "the door, is ajar"

I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth

Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals

When I grow up I'll name my children Alice Albert and Alfred

I'll call them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Al's!"

I couldn't care less what Morton Downey says

I couldn't care less what's on the head of my Pez

I couldn't care less of Zoodles need a trained zookeeper?

I couldn't care less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper?

No really, that's ridiculous.

I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert?

[Well, they're like 4 or something, or maybe their like 40 'cause they live together without any parents without getting in trouble]

I couldn't care less where does Barney Rubble work?

[Nobody knows]

I couldn't care less etc..

[Note: They're are several different versions of this song]