The Macc Lads - Failure With Girls (Lyrics in Description) скачать видео бесплатно

I've got an ugly face with spots all over the place,

I haven't got any mates and my clothes have gone out of date,

I go to the pub on my own and drink my orange alone

I sit and stare at the crack, but they just turn their backs

I want to chat them up, but I stare at my feet,

Then I go home and I beat my meat,

I'm dead shy about the size of my dick

And chips n gravy make me sick

I'm a failure with girls -I don't know why

I'm a failure with girls -they make me cry

I'm a failure with girls -they're so unkind

Only wish I could say that I don't mind

A Macc Lad said: 'Sonny, take note!'

And he poured a pint of bitter down my throat,

It was the first pint I'd ever had, and I turned into a real Macc Lad,

My clothes started looking real flash, I grew a tattoo and a moustache

And my car grew a go-faster stripe,

Now I pull crack every night

I'm not weak anymore, my dick measures 3'4",

Don't you call me wimp-

Its 3'4" even when its limp

I'm dead macho with girls - I never fail

I'm dead macho with girls - Coz I sup ale

I'm dead macho with girls - Thanks to Boddies

Only wish that I didn't have VD

©1982 The Macc Lads

N.B.- 3'4"- Three foot four, (Three feet and four inches), or A yard and a hand.

We're not sure what this is in metric, but we think its about ten kilos.

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