The Macc Lads - Failure With Girls (Lyrics in Description) descargar videos gratis


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Duración: 02:32
Subido: 2009/09/22

I've got an ugly face with spots all over the place,

I haven't got any mates and my clothes have gone out of date,

I go to the pub on my own and drink my orange alone

I sit and stare at the crack, but they just turn their backs

I want to chat them up, but I stare at my feet,

Then I go home and I beat my meat,

I'm dead shy about the size of my dick

And chips n gravy make me sick

I'm a failure with girls -I don't know why

I'm a failure with girls -they make me cry

I'm a failure with girls -they're so unkind

Only wish I could say that I don't mind

A Macc Lad said: 'Sonny, take note!'

And he poured a pint of bitter down my throat,

It was the first pint I'd ever had, and I turned into a real Macc Lad,

My clothes started looking real flash, I grew a tattoo and a moustache

And my car grew a go-faster stripe,

Now I pull crack every night

I'm not weak anymore, my dick measures 3'4",

Don't you call me wimp-

Its 3'4" even when its limp

I'm dead macho with girls - I never fail

I'm dead macho with girls - Coz I sup ale

I'm dead macho with girls - Thanks to Boddies

Only wish that I didn't have VD

©1982 The Macc Lads

N.B.- 3'4"- Three foot four, (Three feet and four inches), or A yard and a hand.

We're not sure what this is in metric, but we think its about ten kilos.

www.macclads.co.uk

Comentarios

9 years ago

Auntie Kristie

1:33 It's like Clark Kent bursting forth from the telephone box in full Superman mode

9 years ago

SkinGrindCleaver

real heavy metal

9 years ago

musicforever154

gorra tattoo !

10 years ago

patterdalemandaz

@rodan 100 i saw lads at the limit in sheffield in late 80s eddie shit was on did he actually get paid?? cos he was shit top macc lads gig tho

10 years ago

Bucking Fastard

I bet he's a right cunt. 20 pints of Bodingtons and it's game over for that fat bastard.

10 years ago

rangieowner

Take note, the information at the end of the lyrics is wrong.....3 foot 4 (3 feet 4 inches) is a measure of length NOT weight, Metric it is is about 101cm!

11 years ago

HeavyMetalRuinedMyLife1971

Classic!

11 years ago

CwShifty

I sure do. I take all the lyrics straight from macclads.co.uk the official website. You will notice in every single song the lyrics have slight differences to the recorded tracks. I'm guessing they had had too much beer & sex & chips & gravy to get them right.

11 years ago

Red Man

@CwShifty you do know it says i'm dead "macca" with girls, not "macho" ... does make sense considering they are called The Macc Lads ... just letting ya know mate

11 years ago

CwShifty

1 cunts a failure with girls.

12 years ago

Rodan100

Eddie shit didn't turn up when they played in hull '91. I don't blame him mind and I didnt want to see the cunt anyway. fuckin good Macc show though.

12 years ago

denmachan

I saw the Macc Lads Live in the 80's a couple of times in Liverpool, along with the fantastically fecal Eddie Shit. I still marvel at the lyrical genius of Muttley, rhyming 'George Michael' with 'Menstrual Cycle' Fucking Brilliant!

13 years ago

jonathan tully

i love the macc lads i think they are absolutley fucking mint! and will love them till the day day i die and beyond if possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheers lads! to be honest though i reget never seening you live! it would have been part of one of my best ever nights out! fucking love you all!!!!!!!! and all the very best!

13 years ago

scallyhunter

@englishgod13 they made life simpler! :)

13 years ago

1423stuart

im a failure with girls ! so i fuck me sister

13 years ago

botbagel

@balesy1974 This amerian female loves the Macc Lads...But I love the old Dr. Hook too...lmao

14 years ago

sneaklisneakli

funny you should say that posted one on facebook and my 47 y/o sister in law commented oh great macc lads have you got sweaty betty i love that one

14 years ago

david simon

best macc lads song

14 years ago

xxenergy1xx

Fuckin amazing song!! I've loved the Macc Lads since the 90's when I heard them and by coincidence Im now going out with a daughter of one of the members!!

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