Super Mario Sunshine WITH LYRICS - brentalfloss скачать видео бесплатно

What if Super Mario Sunshine... Had Lyrics? This one's about 75% parody, and maybe 25% review... what can I say? I gotta let my editorial opinion flag fly. And come on, you know I'm right about Bowser's voice; C is for cookie, mofo!

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LYRICS:

HERE ON THIS TROPIC ISLE

IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE YOU SMILE

TILL YOU'RE ON TRIAL, THEN WE GET MEAN!

YOU LOOK LIKE A GUILTY GILL

ON EIGHT COUNTS OF GO-GURT SPILL

YOU'RE HERE TILL EVERYTHING'S CLEAN

(THIS IS FUN, RIGHT?)

BUT YOU'RE ON THE BEACH!

WITH TOADSWORTH AND MAMA PEACH!

PEACH: MAMA PEACH?

WHAT A JOY TO BE CONDEMNED

BY A CORRUPT JUDICIAL SYSTEM (OBJECTION!)

HAVE A BACKPACK WITH A HOSE

GET SOME CACA ON YOUR NOSE

AND THERE'S A SPIKE RIGHT BY YOUR HEAD

E. GADD: THAT WAS JUST A PROTOTYPE!

'TWAS A GAME, ONE MIGHT INFER,

ABOUT A TROPICAL JANITOR,

BUT THEY CAST MARIO INSTEAD, HMM...

MIYAMOTO: OH YES THE CONCEPT IS FOOLPROOF!

WE'LL SELL A BILLION, OH YES!

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT ALL CHILDREN LONG FOR

CLEANING UP SOMEONE ELSE'S MESS!

SO NOW OUR HERO'S A FELON

ROLLING A BIG WATERMELON, GAAAAAH *bleep*

THE FOLKS HERE NEED SHINE SPRITES

TO MAKE THE ISLAND SHINE BRIGHT

BUT THEY ALL HOARD THEM, AND BLAME YOU

(WHY, WHY, WHYYY?!)

THE WATER JETPACK'S GENIUS

BUT THIS GAME GETS TEDIOUS,

THEY TRIED TO MAKE MARIO NEW (EWW...)

YEAH, SOME PARTS ARE FUN

BUT IT'S NOT MY NUMBER ONE

SURE, SOME GAMES SEEM LIKE PURE GOLD

IF YOU PLAY 'EM WHEN YOU'RE FOUR YEARS OLD

THE VOICE OF BOWSER SOUNDS RATHER

LIKE COOKIE MONSTER'S DRUNK BROTHER

COOKIE BOWNSTER: HEY GUYS!

IT'S NOT BAD AS SEQUELS GO,

BUT IT'S A THIRD RATE MARIO

OFF-BRAND AND IMPROPERLY PACED

WHILE IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE GAME,

YOU CAN LOVE IT JUST THE SAME,

PERHAPS THAT LOVE ISN'T MISPLACED...

'CAUSE AFTER ALL...

THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE!