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What if Phoenix Wright... HAD LYRICS?

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LYRICS:

MORAL KOMBAT!

In the near future, courts of law go super fast

There's no jury, just a judge

Gotta win in three days max

My name is Phoenix Wright, and I'm an ace attorney

So grab a seat, groove to the beat, and join me on my journey

I live in California, and by that I mean Japan

Got a suit of blue, a big red tie and hair like Gemini Man

It's a comedy of errors with the violence of Macbeth

So cute and charming (MURDER!)

Zany, wacky, jokey (DEATH!)

Yeah, I meet all kinds of weirdos on my justice-seeking quest,

The dudes are total dicks, and the ladies have big breasts!

Come on, y'all!

DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS!

BOOBIES! BOOBIES! DICKS!

DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS!

BOOBIES! BOOBIES! DICKS!

Uhh... boobies?

I'm rated T for teen and even one time rated M

But I've got pop culture chops, and each reference is a gem

If you have a big *OBJECTION* to where I'm coming from,

You can *TAKE THAT*, *HOLD IT*, and shove it up your bum

My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm a semi-decent lawyer

With the help of magic stones and my hot/dead employer

So court is now in session, Judge Santa Claus presiding

If a witness has a secret, I will find out what they're hiding

Pressing and presenting, I will find a resolution,

Fighting liars on the stand (and the kinky prosecution)

My client isn't guilty, which I'll prove with my defense,

So now all I have to do is choose the perfect evidence,

Here we go!

*OBJECTION* (Nope)

*OBJECTION* (Nope)

*OBJECTION* (Nope)

Guilty!

*OBJECTION* (Nope)

*OBJECTION* (Nope)

*TAKE THAT!*

Not guilty

... obviously.