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Uploaded: 2012/04/04

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LYRICS:

When I was a young man

I traveled 'round the world.

And I've been with every kind of girl

I think I slept with half the population of Japan.

It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man.

Back then our president,

He really raised the bar for

Getting stuck, caught in the cookie jar.

He gave new meaning to having an intern on your staff.

It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man.

Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth.

Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.

What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand.

Just grow a pair and fess up and say:

It's normal for a man.

When you are a Tiger

And have a gorgeous wife.

Sometimes you just get tired of your life.

If you eat filet mignon each day eventually you'll want Spam.

It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man.

Take that motorcycle man

Who wed a movie star.

While she made films, he trolled around in bars.

He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass.

It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man.

Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth.

Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.

What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand.

Just grow a pair and fess up and say:

It's normal for a man.

We men we have our predilection

We'll cheat if given half a chance.

There ain't no such thing as sex-addiction.

We're just all horny bastards

And we can't keep it in our pants.

It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural.

Now I'm old and wiser

And have a lovely wife.

And I'll be true to her for all my life.

I ain't sayin' that I'm special or that I'm a superman.

I guess I'm just too old and tired To do

what's normal for a man.

But if I did I wouldn't go lyin' through my teeth.

And rattle off excuses for what made me cheat.

I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand.

I'd show my pair and fess up and say:

It's normal for a man!

Then you would leave and I'd be lonely.

I'd hit the bar and wreck my health,

I'd cry and say I ruined everything.

Don't be sad for me, it's nothing strange.

It's normal for a man.

Comments

10 years ago

Kapteindood

As an asexual, I suppose that makes me quite abnormal. :P

10 years ago

Dani LovesCupcakes

I've been a fan of Voltaire's for awhile, but I must say, songs that condone infidelity have never been my taste. This must be the first song of his that struck a nerve. But got to give him credit for always showing his pair and stating his opinion,as always. Just don't be surprised when one of us crazy women cut them off ;DD

10 years ago

Heitor Saldanha

As feminista pira :D

10 years ago

The Lair of Voltaire

Thank you, I appreciate that!

10 years ago

HeadshotWaffle

Man, Voltaire, your songs dance on this amazing line between all sorts of genres and moods. You aren't -just- a gothic singer, or -just- a country artist (this is like, the only country song of yours that I know of), or -just- ANYTHING. It's an amazing sort of artist that can pull that off and you are one of the very few who can pull it off who I've listened to. Keep it up, man!

10 years ago

MrWmaginn

Jesse James is the Motorcycle Man referred to herein.

10 years ago

Raven Ried

Voltaire could proly do rap and Id love him still LOL! I love this

11 years ago

Giygas-nipples

Well, I'll like your stuff as much as I can. :D

11 years ago

StorytellerOfTheDead

Amurrica.

11 years ago

KitsuneHime69

No you might be thinking China (no offense China, I'm being historical not racist)

11 years ago

kdballance

"If you eat filet mignon each day eventually you'll want Spam. It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man." Best Voltaire quote ever xD

11 years ago

GoddessAriana

Country music: when you sing sexest but often true facts about women and men and get away with it XD.

11 years ago

The Lair of Voltaire

Not even close!!! The number is a very very small fraction of a cent. No joke.

11 years ago

LargefistsShizukato

Aww, come on. How much do you get for a like... 20 cents? More people need to like this stuff.

11 years ago

Justin Davenport

This really needed to be said

11 years ago

DoctorGibbon

" i guess im just too old and tired to do what is normal for a man " yes ... that right there folks ... that right there folks is what keeps me going back to his music ... that right there is an intrequid understanding of how the male mind works even through the changes of age ... and that ... is why i personally LOVE voltaire as an artist!

11 years ago

Never Knows Best

"He gave new meaning to have an intern on your staff." At first, I was like "Uh.....Lol, what?" Then I thought about it for a while, and literally yelled "THAT WAS CLEVER, VOLTAIRE." And laughed for a while.....

11 years ago

Reyna Timberlight

heck yeah. i was about to comment on that when i saw ur post

11 years ago

Observational Unit #327

I like how Tiger Woods is in the tags.

11 years ago

Skully Igloo

I normally hate country music but if this was played on the stations, I'd be a country junkie.

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