Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend OFFICIAL with Lyrics video free download


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Uploaded: 2012/06/13

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LYRICS:

Saw you on the street

we had to meet

I thought I should greet you

In just one week I would delete you

People say the stupidest things

On their first date like

"What's your real name?"

They reveal their ignorance

But you adore them

So you just ignore them

Then came you raising the bar

Oh, you, you won't be undone

I looked into your eyes

And much to my surprise

I saw there was nothing in there

'Cause there's nothing

between your ears but air!

There goes my future ex girlfriend

She's as sweet as a rose

Yes, she is

She has such beautiful lips

Now, if only they were closed

I love how you adore me

Oh, but honey how you bore me

Your life's such a wreck

I've lost all respect

I don't mean to surprise you

It took me just one week to despise you!

And I don't care that you're a model

No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell

that your brain is shot to hell

And no one cares that you love Keanu

Oh, what's the difference anyway

Everybody knows that he's gay

Okay, I really don't know that

But let's face it

He's too hot to be straight!

There goes my future ex girlfriend

That girl's such a prize

Yes, she is

She'll be the Queen of the world

for a day or less in my eyes

Perhaps I'll wear a suit

When I give you the boot

Oh, I hate to seem so superficial

I just think I'll look more official!

There goes my future ex girlfriend

She's as sweet as a rose

Yes, she is

She has such beautiful lips

Now, if only they were closed

There goes my future ex girlfriend

That girl's such a prize

Yes, she is

She'll be the Queen of the world

for a day or less in my eyes

Comments

9 years ago

Juda.

This song has been stuck in my head for the last few days. 

10 years ago

Gabriel Burch

"Let's face it:He's too hot to be straight" ROTFL

10 years ago

John Doe

If I were ever to meet a person who calls himself "Voltaire", I'd ask if it's his realm name... Just saying... It's awesome name and I envy it...

10 years ago

Ask an Aspie

Dammit, Voltaire, you got this song stuck in my head! I've been singing it all week, even at school. Though admittedly, it WAS hilarious when girls kept looking up when I sang "...that girl's such a rose, she has such beautiful lips" with something approaching adoration. Then when I noticed them staring, I screamed "...NOW IF ONLY THEY WOULD CLOSE" at the top of my lungs. Needless to say, they all walked away pretty fast from me after that, but not before I was able to get out "and I don't care that you're a model, oh no, cause it's pretty clear to tell that your brain is shot to hell, and nobody cares that you love Keanu, nooooooooooo, what's the difference anyway, everybody knows he's gay, okay, I don't really know that, but let's face it, he's too hot to be straight!!!" while laughing maniacally Gee, I wonder why all the ladies hate me

10 years ago

Kelvin Condon

Great song

10 years ago

evilplummulplive

This song is so beautifully sarcastic, it's wonderful. This is why I love your music Mr Voltaire. Such marvelous mockery. 

10 years ago

TheCrazyredheadaz

Tres biene! My french is limited, but your wit is not! J'adore your songs because they give me laughter, but its your skill with your violin that gets under my skin and sings to my heart, making my skin tingle. And that mon ami is what brings me back to hear what you'll come up with next, so I can giggle and have a minute of joy in a life with so little.

10 years ago

MicroNeko GirlPur

can I just be your future girlfriend?! I swear i'm not just an empty headed bimbo! i'm not as pretty as those, but i'm sure my brain would be more than good enough.love your stuff!lol, and no i'm not just some empty headed fan girl, though, those are even worse!

10 years ago

Dizzy Hellfire

such a beautiful and poetic song! I love your work.

10 years ago

otakuploader

This song always makes me laugh.. thanks for the smile, Monsieur Voltaire!

10 years ago

InvaderJoker

Really? Well, let me look up in Google if it does.

10 years ago

Gabe MacPunkersen-Holl

This is THE greatest song ever written! How do I know? Listen yourself and find out ;-)Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend OFFICIAL

10 years ago

SakoresDark

Idk whats the better dump song, this or Chaz and Daves' Rabbit song xD

10 years ago

Gamefreak2998

Listen to his song "comin out for Christmas" it'll answer your question on what he likes.

11 years ago

LogoMausoleum

I love your songs!!! using daddie's account though. heee.. So you lic boobs hugh?

11 years ago

neosaneo2

that's a great avatar.

11 years ago

Captain Gray

depends on which perspective of the relationship you look at XD

11 years ago

Lilly Read

I consistently love pretty much everything I've heard of yours. I'm so glad I decided to look up "Brains" from my childhood. Please continue to just do what you do.

11 years ago

Mindy Cooper

I love this song, reminds me of last summer

11 years ago

ZelinkSupporter

"And no one cares that you love Keanu Oh, what's the difference anyway Everybody knows that he's gay Okay, I really don't know that But let's face it He's too hot to be straight!" best lines ever to be put in a song. It alays makes me smile

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