Turisas - No Good Story Ever Starts With Drinking Tea video free download

Kid Kenobi

I was Drinking Tea on the 12th of June 2014 when a cyborg assassin ninja pirate dove through my window ..."beep bop boop bop bop" he said, now I don't know what any of that shit meant but what I think he was saying was "gimme you damn tea sucka". I looked into his crimson red orb eyes and shouted NO. Instantly I kicked him in his titanium chest with a loud thud he fell back quickly he swung his ninja sword at me I dodged but not quick enough he sliced my left arm but only a little. He then started to beam lasers from his eyes I dove and dodged them but I was quickly becoming fatigued, I rolled again once more and grabbed a mirror thrusting it towards the Titanium Thug his lasers bounced off the mirror retracting back towards his head causing his head to blow up. My entire room was destroyed but my tea was intact. Just when safety seemed inevitable a dragon crashed through my house taking me out. I looked up and saw the scaly beast scarred from battle as it stood over me and thought 'I really wanted to finish my tea', at that moment I seen something shine from a couple of meters away....it was cyborg assassin ninja pirates sword! I jumped up kicked the dragon in the chin and made a quick run for it sliding for the sword the dragon let out a burst of flame as I slid and picked up the sword, quickly I turned and jumped towards the dragon, I emerged out from is flames unscathed and cut the dragon across its face it wailed and fell. As the loathsome lizard looked up at me I said 'You should never play with fire!' the sword then pierced his soft belly killing the beast, I fell from tiredness but quickly remembered "MY TEA", I jumped up ran to the tea and took a sip.....it was cold......

Harold075

This should be album's name, Tursas2013 is too unimaginative. 

Justin Angel (HackAmongUs)

Please remember this during the holiday season.#drinkup #bemerry

Vatyan

Strangely awesome song :D

xXEuronymousXx

1:16 OOMPA LOOMPAS!

EmperorOrmagoden

No good story ever starts with drinking tea, Them from King Diamond being the only exception of course ! 

Janez Zabret

TheRonan92 kje si ti posluh zgubu..??!! =D

MadGaGafolle

jhgjuhgcyuigfyiugfciyug (I love this song, I love this album, but... really... IT'S WTF :D!)

IScorpionI

1:16 are you kidding me?

Messmon

This is very different, not necessarily in a bad OR good way. It just seems kind of out of place. It's probably absolutely GLORIOUS live. It should be a bonus or something on the album though. The only complaint I really have is that it has a chipmunked tidbit of The March of the Varangian Guard, and that really doesn't belong there. It's almost like the jazzy bit in RRR, but not good.

blakem001

what the hell happened to this band?!

Blah b

"no good story starts with drinking tea"? The British empire would like a word with you now.

Der Löwe von Mitternacht

They... really dropped it on this one.

Fish god cult

but hey, fair enough

Fish god cult

I can't tell....it also could be "black as night"?

Fish god cult

cool story bro

LegatusDavoke

I disagree, I find this album highly entertaining, and I get the feeling its just continuing the trend of every album having its particular quirks and major differences.

Tjaark Siemssen

GANDALF. TEA. WEDNESDAY.

V77710

this is .... a load of steaming horse shit!!

tindalosion

Not true-my then girl friend and me having S nd M sex started with us both drinking Assam tea

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