The Macc Lads - Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy (Lyrics in Description) video free download

Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,

Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her

Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust,

But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus

Beer and sex and chips and gravy, its all a Macc Lad wants

Beer and sex and chips and gravy, and a tasty bit of clump

Get up off the floor, finish your chips, we're going to sup some more

Pulled the bird down the Fox & Grapes

Game of darts and a lot of beer

'Can you hold your liquor (licker) love?'

'Yes I can, always by the ears.'

Treat your women like toilets

They're happy when you're abusing them

But toilets don't follow you round when you've finished using them

©1985 The Macc Lads

NB- Collective nouns: Pack of bastards; Shower of cunts; Clump of crack; Mince of poofs etc

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