The Gothsicles - My Guy Died (Level 12 Human Sorcerer) video free download

8th track off of "Industrialites & Magic" from The Gothsicles, out now on WTII Records:

http://www.wtiirecords.com/releases/release.php?pid=wtii069

http://www.thegothsicles.com

This true story is brought to you by a game of Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition.

Lyrics:

We were fighting some trolls

In the warrens below

Getting close to our goal

As far as I know

My dude fails a roll

And it knocks him prone

No standards, moves or minors

I was totally boned

It was a critical hit

From some little minimal shit

When I heard those little dice click

I threw a bit of a fit

Instead of a saving throw

Instead of a glancing blow

No medical skills in tow

I let my character go

My guy died

The coup de grâce came up

On the 20th side

Crit

He had

11 strength

13 con

16 dex

11 int

9 wisdom

23 charisma

I play a minotaur now

My guy died

The coup de grâce came up

On the 20th side

My guy died

No death save modifiers

Could be applied

My guy died

That human saving throw bonus

Couldn't save me this time