The Cootees were an American punk rock band. MxPx members Mike Herrera and Monaco Fairbanks joined with Dale Yob (Ninety Pound Wuss and Slick Shoes[1]) and a mutual friend, Jiles O'Neal. They only created one album, entitled Let's Play House, which was released in 1997. The name "Cootees" is an intentional misspelling of the fictitious disease -- cooties.
Lyrics:
Screaming kids are in my way yeah what a lousy day
Muscle head jocks they're all the same
they make my beach so lame
Now the beach sucks
Ugly girls with cellulite make me scared to sleep at night
Now its raining Diet Coke
This beach is such a joke