The Condescension Song - Condesce and Dirk video free download

In which Condesce is a BAMF and Dirk ain't having it.

i hear "yummy" too guys don't worry you're not alone

Parody of: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Artist: MiniCondesce and York

Character(s): Her Imperious Condescension, Dirk Strider

Download: http://tindeck.com/listen/mkgh

Lyrics: CONDESCE

well well well what have we here?

the prince of heart, huh?

oh, im really scared

so youre the human whos woken up on derse, ha, ha, ha

youre jokin, youre jokin

let me see your eyes

youre jokin, you must be

this cant be the right guy

hes anime, hes yaoi

i dont know which is worse

i guess ill have to knock him off his highest princely horse

when the new black queen says

youre going to fail your mission

you should pay attention now

cus im the condescension

and if you arent bowin

theres somethin very wrong

because i wont let you get away

once youve heard the condesce song

obey (WOA)(), obey (WOA)(), obey (WOA)()

because im the condescension

well if im feeling crafty

and ive found that you're awake

i might just bake a special batch

OF ALP)(A C)(ILDR-EN CAK-E!

and dont you know the dreamer

that makes the whole thing work?

a crocker cake is not complete without a little dirk~!

(WOA)() yes

(WOA)() WOA)(

(WOA)() oh yes im the condescension

DIRK

You like to think you're the mastermind?

Well I'm alive so you're behind.

You can't restrain the Strider bane,

Cause news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain.

CONDESCE

youre jokin, youre jokin

i cant believe this boy

lord english, are you hearin this

this nonsensical ploy

its pathetic, its tirin

your blood is just so low

so now i think its about time

that i turn you INTO DOU)(

DIRK

Every human has this blood color...

CONDESCE

i guess that means you all should die then

WOA)(~

on 2x3 prong day

the whole worlds fate was sealed

because im a mean dersite queen

and i change the playing field

its much more fun i must confess

when the advantage becomes all mine

ill take you all out, one by one

and this game will turn out fine

DIRK

Just abandon your goals

Oh Queen of Trolls

You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls

CONDESCE

oh human, youre something

the facade that you present

only shows that you just do not know

who you are up against

its worse than you imagine

you havent got a prayer

how do you expect to outrun him

when he is already there

good luck~

DIRK

Suck my Dirk...