That 1 Guy - Mustaches video free download

Track 6 of The Moon is Disgusting

Lyrics:

Keeping your head on your body

Knowing the nose on your face

Knowing the reasons were naughty

Shaving the lane with much haste

I dug the texture but I didnt dig the taste

I speak the language but I cant recall the handshake

Felt kinda guilty cause it felt like such a waste

Dont trust a soul when all the mustaches are fake

Under the rocks is the water

Under the ground where its safe

Under the heat where its hotter

Holding the nose in its place

Tell a taller tale, happy pulling on the leg

Whistling Dixie til the stache got in the way

I bought it last time just to prove it was a fad

I only bought it this time cause the mustache was rad

Ugly like that

Kiss it on the lips

When the middle just sits

The hair was such a hit

And with a lip this fat

We can tickle all the bits

Cause with a stache this rad

The truth is gonna slip

Looking your best in the bottom

Filling your pants up with beans

Soaking them long like you oughta

Busting apart at the seams

They blame it on us even though it aint our fault

They say theyre worthy but theyre seldom with their salt

They only drive down only if they think they know the deal

The birds were made of plastic but the mustache was real

Ugly like that

Kiss it on the lips

When the middle just sits

The hair was such a hit

And with a lip this fat

We can tickle all the bits

Cause with a stache this rad

The truth is gonna slip