Tankard - stone cold sober video free download

from the album "stone cold sober"

Lyrics:

Hey, liste, we're so sick of it

Fire water is the devil's drink

Don't want it, no more chugaloo

Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk!

Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea

No more of that liquod death

No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead

No whisky, you can have our beer

We'll be living in sobpiety

Immortal! Drinking is a sin

Prohibition is a good idea

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways

Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier

Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight

Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

Don't do it! Through your beer away!

There'a a better way to have some fun

At parties, if you wanna booze

Get a six-pack of tomato juice

Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea

No more of that liquod death

No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead

Believe it, we are clean and dry

We could play a gig at double a

Headbangers on a water binge

If you're heavy don't you drink and dive

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways

Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier

Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight

Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

The future - we can see it now

Merchendizing heavy metal link

Thrash soda in the water bar

Multivitamins - we got our fill

Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea

No more of that liquod death

No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways

Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier

Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight

Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight