Sweeney Todd Soundtrack - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir video free download


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Uploaded: 2010/01/07

TOBIAS:

Ladies and gentlemen!

May I have your attention, perlese!

(Beats Drum)

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair

to discover your pillow is covered with hair

Wot ought nought to be there?

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

From now on you can waken at ease.

You need never again have a worry or care,

I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.

Gentleman, you are about to see something

that rose from the dead!

On the top of my head

Scarcley a month ago, gentlemen,

I was struck with a 'orrible

Oriental disease.

Though the finest physicians in London were called,

I awakened one morning amazed and appalled

To discover with dread that my head was bald

As a novice's knees.

I was dying of shame

Till a gentleman came,

An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name.

He gave me a liquid as precious as gold,

I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told,

And behold!

(Takes off cap dramatically, to reveal hair down to his shoulders.)

Less thirty days old!

Twas Pirelli's

Miracle Elixir,

That's wot did the trick, sir,

True, sir, true.

Was it quick sir?

Did it in a tick, sir,

Just like an elixir

Ought to do!

How about a bottle, mister?

Only costs a penny garanteed.

Crowd:(at the same time)

1st man: Penny buys a bottle, I don't know...

2nd man: You don't need...

1st man: Ah, let's go!

Tobias (to third man): Go ahead and tug, sir.

3rd man: Penny for a bottle, is it?

Tobias: Go ahead, sir, harder...

TOBIAS:(alone)

Does Pirelli's

Stimulate the growth, sir?

You can have my oath, sir,

'Tis unique.

Rub a minute

Stimulatin', i'n' it?

Soon you'll have to thin it

Once a week!

Penny buys a bottle, garanteed!

Company:Excuse me sir but wots dat awful stench?

Where is Perrelli go and get perreli wat about the money go and get perreli

Comments

11 years ago

GabrielSyler33

I hate musicals, downright hate them, but I love any movie with Depp, Burton, and Carter. This is no exception at all. This is the best musical I've ever watched.

12 years ago

TheLoveDay18

johnny depp is so HOT! love him as Sweeney!

12 years ago

BibleBasher616

So who has seen Niel Patrick Harris play Tobias? Good stuff.

12 years ago

Phanny Sparrow

LOVE U SWEENEY!!!

12 years ago

Wiktoria Assink-Piela

hahaha I love you for that comment :')

12 years ago

TheRealTugzu

Fun fact: Everyone fucking knows that.

12 years ago

mark filippone

Fun fact: Pirelli was played by Sacha Baron Cohen who played Borat, Brüno, Aladeen and Ali G.

12 years ago

James Purdie

Such beautiful music! This composer is really having a revival!

12 years ago

Ivy Hoss

EVERYONE did a phenomenal job in this movie! LOVE IT!!

13 years ago

Duong Jabulani

good l love you songs of phim

13 years ago

Anabelle Rodrigues

i love this song lmao

13 years ago

MuffinMaker876

He has such a bold voice, i love toby:')

13 years ago

xxBadKitty4321xx

i listen to this song every day. no lie.

13 years ago

TheWriteGirl

@qtdeZzi You got that too?

13 years ago

sinizzl

conconcted from piss and ink.

13 years ago

Sophie Fraser Music

@Gemuetsgemuese ...what?

13 years ago

Thresch

Gemütsgemüse :DDD

13 years ago

Gemuetsgemuese

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14 years ago

CallMeKes

@Pulsarsin Why that part if I might ask? out of curiosity.

14 years ago

inuyasha6457

is it me or is swneey and lovett singing slower than normal?

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