Skinless - Tampon Lollipops video free download


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"Tampon Lollipops" by "Skinless" from the "Progression Toward Evil" album, released April 12, 1998

Lyrics:

Ralph the janitor enjoys his job

He sweeps and mops up the garbage and crud

While alone at night he searches for goodies

He goes into every room hoping and praying that someone is flowing

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young

chicks

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected

Heavy days are here again it's that time of the month

Tampons and pads are easily accessible he senses the disposal of soiled

cotton bags one of the many perks of his job

In a woman's stall he takes a tampon and he dips it into the bowl

Sucking out the menstrual goop he swishes the flavor around his mouth

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young

chicks

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected

Rub a pile of moistened maxi pads on your face in order to prevent breaking

out in blackheads and zits

Dip a rag in a steaming cup of water, vampire tea is my favorite

Comments

9 years ago

EditsOfGreatBritain

What film is that from at the beginning?

9 years ago

Thrashmetal6666

Those low vocals are fucking siiiiiick. Just good fucking tone to it especially on that extended growl.

9 years ago

Ashur Brennan

Back in the MySpace happy days I would always keep this as my profile song - in hopes that some kid who would view my page would have his speakers all the way up to hear this & make that kid's parents go WTF

9 years ago

jester sixixix

Vampire tea

9 years ago

Wrex Cyphvren

I loved this song until I read the lyrics, it's still badass though

9 years ago

Horny Asmodeus

Oh fuck man. That's the funniest and sickest shit I've heard in awhile. Just brilliant. XD 

9 years ago

Leighton Baines

Love this song

9 years ago

Noah Carpenter

+InfernalRaven you don't know Sherman very well then, because his name is Sherwood

9 years ago

Maxpound

Every time I play Katawa Shojo I am reminded of this song.

9 years ago

dmnrpr6

even funnier knowing a chick named audrey

10 years ago

AmperageBassist

The intro to this sounds awesome with Pachelbel's "Canon In D" playing in the background. 

10 years ago

Jacob Contreras

666 likes

10 years ago

snorksonforks

the comments make me need to pee .. song is just epic ,

10 years ago

MetalManiacWarrior8448

This band is great,But Twilight just sucks in general.

10 years ago

cjp21211

God damn it dad get outta here

10 years ago

Robyn Mackie

BREE BREE!

10 years ago

Doux Fee

I fucking love how these kinds of songs have their own little intro's. It makes each of 'em so unique :')

10 years ago

Drew Keeney

Tampon Lollipops = beautiful poetry

10 years ago

BeastOfMetal1989

On a related note, I fantasize about bloodily murdering them every night.

10 years ago

Mongolian Dragon

that intro........fucking CLASSIC.

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