Our Tune - Half Man Half Biscuit video free download

You said you'd found me helpless on the A47

Shouting at the passers by that Alan Brazil

Seems to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band

And now you want to put me in the ambulance

But I don't want to go in the ambulance

I asked if you would like to go along to

See the Rocky Horror Picture Show

You said you'd love to so I murdered your family

'Cos I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Besides I'm going browsing round hardware shops

You'll find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway

Trying in vain to wave a fourball through

I'll understand if you should walk straight past me

Ideally though I hope you'd call an ambulance

Unless of course you're...

Sampling Alessi in St Neots

Or chasing Bunty James round Hilton Park

Oh, Oh Lori in St Neots

Is this me or is this Dead-Shot Keen?

Hello, this is Joanie

This plectrum once belonged to you know who

Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your back

Go into town