Optimus Rhyme - Anxiety video free download


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Uploaded: 2009/01/09

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I feel that Im fairly well adjusted mostly

But I hate it when these people stand closely.

Most folks just love hittin parties.

Bust through the door, run and hug everybody.

Not me. I kinda creep in slowly.

Scan the room for people that know me

And if its none then holy crap.

Somebody gotta hold me back.

And if the keg is tapped then Im on it.

I mean on and on and on on it.

And if you paid a little more to get the good pour

Then you know Wheelie be fallin.

But I dont want to be the one thats stuck

Head in the toilet, throwin up.

I wander back home then I wonder what

That I did to get my head hit and thumped

Now listen. I cant relate

And you better stand back three feet away.

Because my head gets red and I start to shake

And its clear that I got a problem, OK?

I am an R-O-B-O-T-I-C M-I-C freak

With human anxiety. Anxiety.

If I gotta speak up, then I start to sweat

In a room full of people that Ive never met.

You know Id rather be home stuck in the apartment

Cuz my shirts now soaked through, soppin wet.

Oh God, here we go. Not again.

My heart starts beatin' faster and then

I cant breath. I'm all filled with phlegm

I cant see cuz I got tunnel vision.

Oh crap. Its a panic attack.

Somebody grab me the paper sack.

I new itd be bad when the room was packed

And now I feel myself faintin, fallin back.

I mean STAT. I think I need some medication

Cuz Im always in these bad situations.

And I swear that Ill be a good patient

I hate it when I gotta be sedated and complacent.

Face it. I could use some therapy.

Cuz I always feel these people gotta stare at me.

Tweakin like Im on methamphetamines.

This is why everybodys always ahead of me.

I am an R-O-B-O-T-I-C M-I-C freak

With human anxiety. Anxiety.

Bring the Jackson 5 back.

Bring the Jackson 5 right back, bring em back.

Bring the Jackson 5 back.

Bring the Jackson 5 right back, bring em back, Stumblebee.

Bring the Jackson 5 back.

Bring the Jackson 5 right back, bring em back, Powerthighs.

Bring the Jackson 5 back.

Bring the Jackson 5 right back, bring em back, everybody.

Bring the Jackson 5 back.

Bring the Jackson 5 right back, bring em back!

Now my head isnt really that bad, is it?

My therapist told me that last visit.

And I have considered benefits of better livin

But Im givin up on it, I need a hand, get it?

Got it? Good. Tell me what I should

Do to repair what is wrong under my hood.

Should I pay some white-suited dude

To look into the circuits of my mind?

I need much more than a mechanic, though.

I feel weird bot, yo I cant stand it, so

I get stressed out, about to hit panic mode.

I need help, buddy, hand me the antedote because

I am an R-O-B-O-T-I-C M-I-C freak

Comments

9 years ago

Elliott Anderson

hello?

10 years ago

Michael Divorty

what crap

10 years ago

SamuraiSarcasm

Still too mainstream for Hipster Shepherd.

10 years ago

Silvana Miranda

I just discovered now what is nerdcore. Wow, great.

11 years ago

cg4rockets

Cause they sucked ass.

11 years ago

TaftBrigmon420

I'm here because of explosm(dot)net.

11 years ago

Pepijn Poolman

Why did these guys ever quit?

11 years ago

Frahamen

They did bring the Jackson Five back. Partially...

11 years ago

JayFight

i think i've heard of them before but i never looked them up until today when i read that very same comic lol

11 years ago

Redditor Salameh

\/ that's what brang me here

11 years ago

Peter Hilgenfeld

explosm(dot)net/comics/1078/

11 years ago

fimarach

Optimus Rhyme - still rocking my robo socks off. Supercommuter carrying on the Beast Wars

11 years ago

LunariCloud

Told to come here from Omegle xD

11 years ago

hoponpop33

I was trying to come up with a cool name for a rap group and I came up with Optimus Rhyme. I was really disappointed when I found out that the name was already taken.

11 years ago

Quicksand24

Still grateful Michael Bay hasn't found a way to ruin them.

12 years ago

sarkastikartist

@auttum66 to each their own man.. no need to diss.. have to keep reminding myself of this..

12 years ago

OneTimeAdventure

freaking awesome

12 years ago

David Jalbert

@CRTuesday So, did you cover it yet? =P

12 years ago

munstrumridcully

"My name is Wheelie Cyberman and I rep Autobeats! I rock the mike with Powerthighs, Grimrock And Stumblebee From Manhattan to Hollywood, we rocked the whole country- and we finaly destroyed the whakacons (whak-a-CONS) and now it's off to planet Mercury!" these guys are the shit

12 years ago

munstrumridcully

@bloodythumbs87 I don't get why acts as good as Optimus Rhyme or Weerd Science don't get even a little more attention in the main stream. With the modern era of releasing music on the internet you'd think more artists would get big, even without a big label.

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