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Lyrics -

JOLENE

Down in the pan handle,

Where we man handle

All that beef cattle

And the snakes rattle

And the wind whistles

Through the dead thistles.

It's a little piece of Heaven!

With a big house,

And lots of big cows

And lots of big sky

And lots of dust flying

And I'll be so happy since

I'm bringing home a prince!

To my little piece of Heaven,

Oklahoma!

Don't you love it when the bobcats howl?

Don't you love it when the coyotes cough?

Well, I know a few tricks with a thiry ought-six.

You can watch me blow those little fuckers'

Heads clean off!

And then, oh boyo,

We'll go two-steppin'

Through the arroyo.

Watch what you step in.

'Cause the cattle eats their share,

And it's gotta go somewhere!

In my little piece of Heaven,

Oklahoma!

And we'll motor into Tulsa for the weekend.

Through the windows of the pick-up

We'll be peekin'.

Not a tree or a jew

To block the lovely view.

There's a racetrack and a zoo.

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And Oral Roberts U!

JOLENE

And we'll dress you up nifty

In a big Stetson.

With some SPF 50

So no sun gets in.

'Coz that freckle on your skin

Can do a fella in,

And the shade is mighty thin in Oklahoma.

And our leading cause of death

Is melanoma.

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Melanoma!