My Vagina - NOFX video free download

My vagina has two sets of lips

But I don't get monthly blood drips

My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin

They took my outtie and made it an in

Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull

But now I gotta pee

Through a miniature hole

Gotta remember to put the seat down

And when I wipe my ass

I go from front to back

Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans

I traded it in for a pair of huge cans

Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front

Now I show all my friends

My new designer cunt

They think I'm kinda weird

But that's OK with me

Cause now I kick their ass

Playing from the ladies tee

Theres nothing finer than having a vagina