Mad Conductor - One Solid Connection - MC RISES 2013 video free download

I took no part in making this song it's all the work of M.C. Devlin and the other Mad Conductors. Go support them, they definitely deserve it.

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lyrics:

I was working in my lab, late one night

Chillin' on the slab, waiting for the lightning to strike

Now my dog has hands, and I have paws

Sometimes experiments will leave you with claws

So I slash what's left of your funeral rites

I slash a mic open and the cable ignites

I'll burn your bridge so you can't finish the song

'Cause that thing's been playing way too long

While you're in the river drowning your label head is frowning

I drag him to England and then loan him a pounding

Now his stupid white fur coat turns red

Like he's at the formal getting buckets dumped on his head

I'm blasting your fans like an out of tune brass band

My raps can leave the stands abandoned like Jazz Land

Or they can hypnotize the crowd,

but never sympathize with weak emcees

ALL MUST BE MINIMIZED

I'm like a robot programmed to do it

Rockin' body armor over top a black tunic

My thoughts are protected by a helmet of iron

With a menacing face-mask I'll tell when you're lying

I'm the king in the sub-basement of the underground

Gettin' down with the most thunderous sound

You're a derelict degenerate, plague of humanity

I'm jumping from the twelfth floor to land on the canopy

Bounce to the street where we meet to do battle

I've got the Kwan Dao to ensure my survival

I go beneath the surface like Sektor in combat

Uppercut your monocle and knock back your top-hat

If life's got you down and you're feeling morose

Buy a vile of my venom and then try out a dose

From the handle of my cane I brandished a knife

And etched into the brain "MC FOR LIFE"

Wealth is no mark of nobility,

nor do clothes in abundance prove chivalry

Greed is the result of blindness to reality

And this is the plight of humanity

I drink a gallon of kombucha tea and wait for the rain

It never came so we kept playing the game

A swirl of dark grey now anchored in the heavens

It was all tied up in the top of the seventh

The skipper made a double switch

He brought me in to play third base and Dan McKinney to pitch

It went one, two, three, now it's time to wake the bats

Shaking the cave walls with sonar raps

I grabbed a stalagmite, ripped it from the ground

Bringing terror in the eyes of the chump on the mound...

("Here's Typhoeus from the stretch...

Earlier today he said his arm was a cannon,

but it's M-C-D that the crowd is chanting!)

You know I never like to let a crowd down

Just like rocking a show with the loud sound

I started slamming my chest like an ape in the mist

and pointed my cudgel toward the starry abyss

What happened to the pitch he was about to throw?

Hear my next verse if you'd like to know!

I swing with the force of a mountain dividing

One solid connection sends 'em all flying

I sent a shot to center, Otis Nixon is chasing

Climbing up the wall like a flying Grayson

Ascending the summit he extended his hand

but the towering drive crashed into the stands

That's my whole philosophy: give back to the fans

With many souvenirs and solid gold jams

Needless to say, we went on to clinch the pennant

After all it's our home and we had to defend it

We're blowing up your shed with a stereo bomb

Y'all fools run around like Jerry and Tom

I'm a mean rap scallion,

a hip-hop bandit from the water margin and I brought a barge in

Leveled my spear and started charging

I'll never beg your pardon

I'd rather die than live like you and your department

What's crucial to you is immaterial to me

What gives us both life you destroy foolishly

So never consider me part of your organization

My brain operates on a different vibration