Lemon Demon - Jaws video free download


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Duration: 04:10
Uploaded: 2013/12/31

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Jaws the shark!

Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark

Decides to get rowdy, get real violent

Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island

Sunshine lotion fun in sun

Blood in the ocean, everybody run

Cuz it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives

He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!

Oh no!

But the one thing keeping the commmunity safe

is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss

Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come

He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it? get it

The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die

He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July

He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!"

But holy shit here comes that fin!!

JAWS IS HERE

HERE IS JAWS

(He is a shark without a cause)

He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws

JAWS IS HERE

HERE IS JAWS

(He is a shark who fights the law)

He was in a movie that everyone saw

Long story short, the beach gets closed

The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah this blows"

Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head

But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead

It was Jaws' little brother! Now he's pissed

The mayor just shot to the top of his list

He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night

and he eats that fucker in a single bite

Golly

Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge

He knows the real killer is still at large

So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision

They're going on a mission

They're gonna go FISHIN'

for Jaws

A man named Quint lets them use his boat

on the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat

Cuz he was a sailor back in World War II

And Jaws ate his entire crew, WOAH!

JAWS IS HERE

HERE IS JAWS

(He is a shark without a cause)

He was in a movie-- a movie called Jaws!

JAWS IS HERE

HERE IS JAWS

(He is a shark who fights the law)

He was in a movie that everyone saw

They're out on the sea. They wait all night.

Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight.

Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage

and Jaws shows up in a full on rage

He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder

While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter

He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick

And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick

Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat"

So they go home and get a bigger boat

The biggest boat that's ever sailed

Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail. yeah his tail

but OH MY SHIT!

Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!

Right in half like a kit-kat bar!

Up in the sky there's a shooting star

That's Quint up in heaven. He's a star now

Brody's angry. He's all like, "Fuck it"

He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket

Jaws' last words are, "Woah-- respect"

Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!

JAWS IS DEAD

LONG LIVE JAWS

(He was a shark without a cause)

He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws

JAWS IS DEAD

LONG LIVE JAWS

(He was a shark who fought the law)

He was in a movie that everyone saw

(He was in a movie that everyone saw)

He was in a movie that everyone saw

JAWS IS DEAD

LONG LIVE JAWS

(He was a shark without a cause)

He was in a movie, called Jaws

He was in a movie that everyone saw

(JAWS IS DEAD)

At the Academy Awards

(LONG LIVE JAWS)

He was robbed

(He was a shark without a cause)

Sharks exist in real life, woah

(He was in a movie that everyone saw)

Jaws is dead

Long live jaws

Comments

8 years ago

faselblaDer3te

I want a new Lemon Demon record so badly...

9 years ago

Cressie Cres

*Cue animated dancing Jaws cartoonishly biting the heads off of humans*

9 years ago

NuclearBubbleWrap

Sharks exist in real life

9 years ago

ProjectEchoshadow

did you just feel the need to tell me that sharks exist in real life?

10 years ago

Bemopolis

This song contains several inaccuracies.

10 years ago

Merrovean

This song is fucking amazing on so many levels.

10 years ago

justin bedard

Aquatic terror of the deep, this song makes it easy to sleep.I don't know...awesome song one way or another.

10 years ago

John Murray

You are a fucking genius, im a big fan

10 years ago

Dibudab

SPOILER XD

10 years ago

strongstartownipan

So fucking good.

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