Lemon Demon - CryptoSanta video free download

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Classified project, moving light

Privately funded silent night

North pole station satellite

Red and white laser beams are focusing

Converging on a tyrant king

New dimensions!

Full of presents!

For the children!

In the trillions!

With a little bit of brains

Maybe we can do away with the lack of candy canes

Make Christmas every day

Through scientific enterprise, maybe we can open eyes

We can revolutionize the way we move merchandise

(It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)

No more naughty, no more nice

Just a present and a price

(As seen on TV, as seen on TV, as seen on TV)

It's a pillow, it's a pet

It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet

Oh god. Something went wrong.

I can't let you see me like this.

I walked through the path of the beam.

At first I thought I was okay, but overnight my hair turned white.

I've been gaining weight...

Involuntary spasms, like a bowl full of jelly...

Outbursts of laughter...

We must not tell the shareholders.

That would be bad.

Whoa, something to do with DNA

Something to do with gamma rays

White flowing beard won't go away, go away

Laser beams from outer space

Converging on my mutant face

New dimensions!

Now I'm presents!

Like Pandora!

Oh the horror!

Body horror, tendons snapping

Ribbons and wrapping, stocking stuffing

Skin is sloughing, bones are bowing

Something is growing

Something. Ohhhh!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!