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Instrumental: "Falling Down" by Lecrae.
Lyrics:
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I am a calculus hater
I should really start my homework
Even though it takes forever
I've been doing my homework for more than three hours
I got so frustrated that I had to take a shower
I don't care about x to a certain degree or power
I don't care about converting the kilometers per hour
I don't want to solve derivates
My teacher is insensitive
I stay forgetting the negatives
It makes me argumentative
I don't want to find the rate of change
The maximum domain and range
Simple math gettin in my way
And 1+1 is 2 Chainz
I used to feel accomplished when I found the intercepts
But now the teachers want me to go and find all the rest
I hate graphing, plotting, pointing I think it's all a big mess
I just hope I get some time to study for this dang test
This assignment is so long you could call it almost infinite
I should take a break, breathe and rest for just a minute
They say that 3.14159 is always the ticket
I don't think that the mathletes will ever win the Olympics
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I am a calculus hater
I should really start my homework
Even though it takes forever
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I am a calculus hater
I should really start my homework
Even though it takes forever
I don't give two - about any end behaviors
I really will never use this annoying calculator
TI-84 makes me TI-80 bored
If you asked me where my homework was Id tell you that it's torn
There is no point to Calculus, just like an asymptote
Who cares about the angle between a lighthouse and a boat
Why exactly is it that I have to know and find the slope?
How can I understand a book that 50 old men wrote? (Nope)
I can't keep going solving all these limits
It all looks the same and none of it is different
If math was a race then I surely wouldn't win it
And I know that if I tried I would never ever get it
I know that no matter how hard I try
Even if I spend every day and night
I never will get these questions right
It will always be a losing fight
So I'll blame it on my calculator but I probably will not do it later
Yes you heard it right I am a calculus hater
I dont think I'm gonna get around to doing this paper
I shut my book faster than the jaws of an alligator
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I am a calculus hater
I should really start my homework
Even though it takes forever
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I'll just do my homework later
Blame it on my calculator
I am a calculus hater
I should really start my homework
Even though it takes forever
10 years ago
10 years ago