Kate Micucci - I Want to Be a Nun (The Nun Song) video free download

Kate Micucci plays The Nun Song

Recorded June 18, 2010 at the Playhouse Theater in Chicago, IL. This act was in a show called Alone: Chicago's Best Solo Acts as part of the TBS Just for Laughs tour

LYRICS:

I want to be a nun

So I can marry a priest and we'll have a baby

And we'll name him Jesus

Our house would have a swimming pool

For little baby Jesus to walk on we'd send him to Sunday School

To sing songs about himself

Whoa Mom and Dad I want to be a nun

Wouldn't it be fun to go to Rockefeller Center and go ice skating

A cliche I know but it's okay to be singing

Songs about the nunnery where they sent Ophelia

But that was Shakespeare and this is God

One and the same says my English teacher

I want to be a nun

So I can drink wine on Sundays and beer on St. Patrick's Day

With Sister Mary Margaret O'Brien

And the Father and the Son

We'd all go for a drive with a little puppy dog named Moses and he'd part the traffic

As we sit on the 405

Because nuns are neat and nuns are cool

I met a lot of nuns in Catholic school

Consensus says nuns like to sing

But I once met a nun in a boxing ring

Just like the doll

Whooaa

I want to be a nun

So I can meet Whoopi Goldberg and hide out in casinos

To save the world from crooks

And pray for starving kids

Then we'd hang with Donald Trump

Sporting our old big habits and then we'd go flying with the mom from Forrest Gump

Whoa Mom and Dad I want to be a nun

Wouldn't it be fun to go to Rockefeller Center and go ice skating

A cliche I know but it's okay to be singing

Songs about the nunnery where they sent Ophelia

But that was Shakespeare and this is Go-o-o-o-o-o-od, God!