Jonathan Coulton - First of May - ASL Song video free download

*CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE*

Jonathan Coulton's "First of May," a very raunchy little number, performed in sign language. I even had backup signers for this one! Click "more" for a transcript of the signs alongside the song lyrics.

I woke up this morning

MORNING I AWAKE

I had a scone and a large house blend

SCONE EAT, COFFEE DRINK

And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends

SQUIRREL, CHIPMUNK FRIEND [ix-loc] CONVERSE

I said Im sick and tired of winter

I TELL-THEM WINTER SICK-OF-IT

And I wish that it was spring

I WISH SPRING START SOON

And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast began to sing

BIRD ROBIN FLY-DOWN START SING

And he sang

HE SING

Ooh ooh child, whatd you think the cold winters gonna last forever?

[O-handshape] CHILD YOU THINK WINTER CONTINUE?

Ooh ooh child, nows the time for all the people to get together outside

[O-handshape] NOW ALL PEOPLE MUST COME-TOGETHER OUTSIDE

Cause its the first of May, first of May

NOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST

Outdoor fucking starts today

FUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY

So bring your favorite lady

BRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN

Or at least your favorite lay

OR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER

The waters not cold baby dip in your big toe

WATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN

Maybe Ill see you in flagrante delicto

MAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED

Grass below you, sky above

GRASS FLOOR, SKY

Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

CELEBRATE SPRING HOW? FUCK++ OUTSIDE

I thanked him for the information

THANK-[him] FOR INFORM

I cried a little when he flew away

HE FLY, I CRY

I watched an episode of The Peoples Court

I WATCH TV

And I tried to plan my day

MY DAY TRY PLAN

I called up my old lady

WIFE CALL-[her]

She wasnt home so I called my girl

NOT HOME, MY GIRL CALL-[her]

I asked her if shed like to join me as I

ASK-[her] IF SHE WANT TWO-OF-US

Entertain the world

WORLD ENTERTAIN

And I said

I SAY

Ooh ooh child, Ill bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off

[O-handshape] CHILD, BLANKET BRING, ANTS I WIPE-OFF

Ooh ooh child, youre gonna like it when were taking each others pants off outside

[O-handshape] PANTS++ REMOVE, YOU ENJOY OUTSIDE

[chorus]

So we went to the park together

TWO-OF-US GO-TO PARK

We were walking in the midday sun

NOON WALKING

We met all kinds of people and we

MEET+++

We fucked everyone

FUCK+++

We fucked a lady who sells ice cream

WOMAN ICE CREAM VENDOR, FUCK-[her]

We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei

MAN WITH DOG TAN, FUCK-[him]

Everyone who needed fucking well they

ALL PEOPLE NEED SEX

They got fucked today

THEY FUCK+++

So come on

COME

Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you

[O-handshape] CHILD MIND, HEART OPEN++, FEEL HEAT [all-over]

Ooh ooh child, youll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you outside

[O-handshape] CHILD YOU FEEL LOVE WHEN I FUCK-[you] OUTSIDE

[chorus]