Johnny Socko - If I Didn't Have a Goiter video free download

From Johnny Socko's second album, "Oh, I DO Hope It's Roast Beef!"

So you came up to me at the end of the night

I stay in profile and keep out of the light

I'd like to meet your gaze and face you straight on.

But there's something in my features that's very very wrong

If I seem a tad evasive, or preoccupied

I'll put it to you straight, I'd be in trouble if I lied

Any further chance of congress will prob'ly be wrecked

But I'll tell you the truth, and darn me to heck

There's a lump like a casaba melon stuck on my neck

If I didn't have a goiter, I'd ask you out

If I didn't have a goiter, I wouldn't wear these turtlenecks

If I didn't have a goiter, I wouldn't be quite so vexed

If I didn't have a goiter, goiter, goiter, goiter, goiter

So you got the beer goggles and you're not walking right

But you'd have to be blind not to notice this sight

I lay on my side whenever I go to bed

Cause this thing is like havin' me a second head

People point and stare whenever I ride the bus

At my glandular pinata that is chock full of pus

Another couple seconds you'll find out and be gone

Guess I'll never get a chance to make that special bond

Cause my thyroid seats 4 with room for carry-on

If I didn't have a goiter, I'd ask you out

If I didn't have a goiter, I wouldn't wear these turtlenecks

If I didn't have a goiter, I wouldn't be quite so vexed

If I didn't have a goiter, goiter, goiter, goiter, goiter

You seen my defect but you're still hangin' round

And suddenly my chances are goin' up instead of down

I got the feeling you and I are sharing the night

And the reason I know everything is alright

Is cause now I see that you have got the elephantitis

If I didn't have a goiter, I'd ask you out

If I didn't have a goiter, I wouldn't wear these turtlenecks

If I didn't have a goiter, I wouldn't be quite so vexed

If I didn't have a goiter, goiter, goiter, goiter, goiter