Jahcoozi - Asian Bride Magazine. Pure Breed Mongrel .2005. video free download

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I opened up a copy Asian Bride Magazine

The lady inside was so white was so clean The hairs on her arms could hardly be seen Thanks to loreal's skin and hair lightening cream

If I bleached my skin and if I shaved my arms

I still wouldn't look like no light skinned Khan

And I as my dad used to say to my face

Aiyoh sasha you look like an African

Was that just because of my baggy jeans

Or just because as I'd say dad must be in the genes

Or is it coz I'm tall and they're all so small That I'd get called Nigger by Pakis hanging at the mall

Doctor, lawyer, dentist if you fail

Who's gonna care for you when you become frail Harvard, berkeley, north london and yale

Get an education , marry someone pale

Pale fair but not white

A man who's at least a half of your height Asian yeah but better not be dark

Those deep dark browns only bring on the frowns

Brown on the outside White on the inside You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty

Brown on the outside White on the inside You're just a paki but you're cool on the flipside

Brown on the outside White on the inside You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty

Brown on the outside White on the inside

You stink of curry but you're cool on the flipside

They don't wanna see you coming home with white man

They don't wanna see you coming home with black man

They don't wanna see you coming home with any kind of man

But if you came home with a woman they wouldn't be your biggest fan

They just wanna see you hitched up with one of the clan

If you put your wealth together then you'll be much richer than

The Patels round the corner and the Ratnasinghams

Anay baba get a job or you'll never find a man!

No I aint Mingita , the pussy eating paki

I just don'T give a shit about getting married

Just coz I don't shave my moustache my eyebrows join together and my nose is large You lot think I'm unfit for marriage

that all I can cook is frozen chicken nuggets

That my life in the trailer park is somewhat savage

And my mates are a bunch of dreaded homeless faggets

Brown on the outside White on the inside You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty

Brown the outside White on the inside

You're just a paki but you're cool on the flipside on the outside on the inside

You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty Brown on the outside White on the inside

You stink of curry but you're cool on the flipside

You know you stink of curry but the curry now rules the street

You know you stink of curry but the curry now rules the street

You know you stink of curry but the curry now rules the street

Thank you loreal now there's products for us Daily use gonna help us to pretend that we're high caste

Bleach our skin, lighten our moustache

Now loreal are coming in on the march

You know that they can smell the cash to be made

On vain middle class asians who just love bathe

Arty farty you will become poor

Eat baba eat in the kitchen there is more Degree degree hang it on the wall

Brought you to this country what happened to yall?!

Hymen Hymen (yeah) it better be in tact Pappadum preach now I'm frying in the fat Achar achar hymen is in tact I never used a tampon, really that'S a fact Brown on the outside White on the inside

You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty

Brown the outside White on the inside You're just a paki but you're cool on the flipside on the outside on the inside

You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty

Brown on the outside White on the inside You stink of curry but you're cool on the flipside