Inbred Local - The Poxy Boggards video free download

This is a song that came out of nowhere for me. I originally posted it knowing nothing about it until quedorf informed me. Now I keep it on for entertainment. ^^

All pictures taken by me; just having fun in my backyard.

Inbred Local

by the Poxy Boggards

I'm and inbred local

And I got no brain to speak of

My furrowed brow gets deeper every day

My education's spotty, just this side of nonexistent

'Cuz knowin' things just might get in the way

Well I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes today

Oh, well I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

Well the neighbours they all think I'm dumb

'Cuz I don't have apposin' thumbs

And I cannot pick up the telephone

I often sit at home and cry

My cousin uncle tells me why

He says it's due to lack of chromosomes

Oh well I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes today

Oh well I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

Oh, well my cousin uncle nephew told my sister Aunt Louise

That my cousin father grandpa has got triple jointed knees

My sister cousin twice removed raised a flipper in despair

And my darlin' niece and charmin' wife just spits up clumps'a hair

And as I sit and wonder you know that I've got to think

That our gene pool's about as big as a kitchen sink

And I don't care what people say

I'm quite content to be this way

And to my close knit kin I raise this toast

Scripture verse and Bible song

Prove out my theory right along

Just look at the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost

Oh God I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes today

Oh I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

(One more time around the family tree, boys!)

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes today

Oh, well I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chromosomes

I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

(Yee-hah!)

(Whoo!)

(More chromo DNA, uh-hu)

*neigh*