I Knew it Was Trauma - Med School Parody of "I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift video free download

Musical Review of basic Advanced Trauma Life Support (ATLS), but mostly just for fun. Original Song by Taylor Swift

Performed, written, directed by Tito Daodu aka T-Swift for University of Manitoba Beer and Skits Night.

Lyrics:

I'm answering a page

I get called to Emerg

A level one is coming and I hope that they've secured

Your Airway, airway, airway-way-way-way-way-way!

Making sure that you can breath

That's step 2, now on to 3

I'm palpating for pulses 'cuz I really hope to feel

Your Heartbeat, heartbeat, heartbeat-beat-beat-beat-beat!

Now check Disability

And Expose so we can see

That's the algorithm

ABCDE!

I knew it was trauma when the called in

from the EMS

they strapped you to a spine board and rushed you in

to emergency

got O2 and IV's to resuscitate

Then monitor BP, saturation, heartbeat and resp rate

'Cuz we're running through ATLS

Oh! Oh!

Trauma, trauma, trauma!

Oh! Oh!

Trauma, trauma, trauma!

The primary survey's done

so take a deep breath

we'll do and AMPLE history and the vitals reassess

Second survey, survey, survey-vey-vey-vey-vey!

Evaluate head-to-toe

and don't forget log roll!

neuro, thorax, msk, pelvis and abdo

Get a FAST scan, FAST scan, FAST scan-scan-scan-scan!

get the x-rays

check the vitals again

and if all looks well,

take him to CT scan!

I knew it was trauma when the called in

but I didn't know if it would be blunt or penetrating

still I was prepared for encountering just about anything

'cuz I had my crew and I knew that we had all just been trained

on how to run ATLS!

Oh! Oh!

Trauma, trauma, trauma!

Oh! Oh!

Trauma, trauma, trauma!

And the saddest fear

comes creeping in

that i've never run a trauma before

or even a code...or ANYTHING!

(Yeah!)

I knew it was trauma when the called in

from the EMS

they strapped you to a spine board and rushed you in

to emergency

got O2 and IV's to resuscitate

Then monitor BP, saturation, heartbeat and resp rate

'Cuz we're running through ATLS

Oh! Oh!

Trauma, trauma, trauma!

Oh! Oh!

Trauma, trauma, trauma!