Ryan: Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing
Chad: I've got to just do my thing
Ryan: Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing
I'll show you that it's one and the same
Baseball, dancing same game It's easy
Step up to the plate, start swinging
Chad: I wanna play ball now and that's all
This is what I do; it ain't no dance that you can show me
Ryan: You'll never know if you never try
Chad: There's just one little thing that stops me everytime, yeah
CHORUS:
Ryan: Come on
Chad: I don't dance
Ryan: I know you can
Chad: Not a chance
Ryan: If I could do this, well you could do that
Chad: But I don't dance
Ryan: Hit it out of the park!
Chad: I don't dance
Ryan: I say you can
Chad: There's not a chance
Ryan: Slide home, you score, swinging on the dance floor
Chad: I don't dance, no
Ryan: Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing
Chad: I've got to just do my thing
Ryan: Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing
Two-stepping now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy. Take your best shot, just hit it
Chad: I've got what it takes, playing my game
So you best spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing
Ryan: You'll never know if you never try
Chad: There's just one little thing that stops me everytime, yeah
CHORUS
Ryan: Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance
Chad: I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm making a triple, not a curtain call
Ryan: I can prove it to you till you know it's true
Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond, too
Chad: You're talking alot, show me what you got
Stop, swing!
Ryan: Hey, come on, swing like this. Oh, swing!
Jitterbug...just like that
That's what I mean, that's how you swing
Chad: You make a good pitch, but I don't believe
Ryan: I say you can
Chad: I know I can't
Both: I don't daaaaaance!
Ryan: You can do it
Chad: I don't dance, no
Ryan: Nothing to it. Atta boy, atta boy, yeah
Chad: Hey batter batter, hey batter batter what?
Ryan: One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
Come on!
Chad: I don't dance
Ryan: I know you can
Chad: Not a chance
Ryan: If I could do this, well you could do that
Chad: But I don't dance
Ryan: Hit it out of the park!
Chad: I don't dance
Ryan: I say you can
Chad: There's not a chance
Ryan: Slide home, you score, swinging on the dance floor
Chad: I don't dance, no