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Uploaded: 2012/08/13

Garfunkel and Oates - "One Night Stand" from the album "All Over Your Face"

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Lyrics:

I never do this ever

It's not what shy girls do

But something in your eyes

I never do this ever

It's not what shy girls do

But something in your eyes

Drew me closer to you

Do you feel the spark between us?

Sometimes you just can tell

I feel our two souls touching

Like I know you

Really well, really well, really well (really well)

This might be strange to tell you

And I swear I'm not a whore

But there are 206 bones in my body

And I'd really like

One more, one more, one more (one more)

I'm like Fred Flintstone, I make your bed rock

You're like a parking ticket, so fine

Jean-Claude Van DAMN, you're sexy

Let's get horizontal and combine

'Cause you're fine, you're so fine

Oh, baby, you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind (hey)

You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey)

Your right leg's Thanksgiving, your left is Christmas

Gonna visit in between the holidays

Energizer bunny keeps going and going

We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze

'Cause you're fine, you're so fine

Oh, baby, you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind (hey)

You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey, hey)

Shoot, look at the time

Gotta go, this has been fun, hey

Lots to do in the morning, gotta help my friend move

Gotta do my taxes, gotta check my email

Plus it's Arbor Day (hey)

Where the hell did I put my bra?

Oh, hey

Wait, what, you think we're dating?

However could that be?

We just had sex and it meant nothing at all

To me, to me, to me (to me)

How could we be dating if we never held hands?

We held on to the bedposts but we never held hands

You got inside my body but you didn't reach my heart

We raced right to the finish but I guessed we missed the start

There's no way we're dating 'cause we never held hands

How could we be dating if you never took me out?

No whisper of sweet nothings

You just made me scream and shout, ooh

There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way

The Jackson Pollock, The Praying Mantis, The Moon Landing

You may know my body but you don't know my soul

You want the doughnut but all you're going to get is the hole

Listen, babe, I'll call you

And probably real soon

But I lost my cell and I'll be out of town 'til June

I guess I didn't mention

My band's going on tour

But I'll be super busy

Otherwise we'd date

For sure (x22)

'Cause it was so great

Comments

9 years ago

nmeunier

"You may know the donut" should be the title of a follow-up movie for "Fifty Shades".

9 years ago

donald williams

nice song 

9 years ago

Black Rocket Shooter

Nice song :)

10 years ago

morri gana

I need to pee

10 years ago

Seth Quackenbush

They should re-record this song, using the captions as new lyrics... I'm pretty sure that song would be almost as good.

10 years ago

Clément Polge

1:45 I love how the automatic captions understood "check my email" as "check my gmail"

10 years ago

Ian Keller

I was cracking up after awhile.

10 years ago

Ian Keller

Dear closed captions.. You almost had one word correct.

10 years ago

pandapuz

I love them....

10 years ago

pandapuz

I live them...

11 years ago

BothGabor

They look like they are being unphotogenic on purpose :D

11 years ago

贾 生生

want an ukulele version :)

11 years ago

Prince Vegeta

Such awkward looking album art...

11 years ago

Vearwind the Poison

I now know how many bones are in the human body

11 years ago

Adam “Godlypus” Boenig

This is one.... for the ladies.

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