Flight Of The Conchords - Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor (Lyrics) video free download

These are the lyrics to Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor by Flight Of The Conchords!

This was a request from a friend of mine as it is our favourite song to sing when around each other! I hope you guys enjoy singing along, as I know she and I will.

Lyrics:

Bret - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Too many dicks

Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Too many dicks

Bret - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Too many dicks

Going to the party, sipping on Bacardi

I wanna meet a hottie but there's Adam, Steve and Marty

There's Billy, Todd and Tommy, they're on leave from the army

The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Bret - Tell the fellas, make it understood, it ain't no good if there's too much wood

Make sure you know before you go, the dance floor bro-hoe ratio

Five to one is a brodeo, tell Steve and Mike it's time to go

Wait outside all night to find twenty dudes in a conga line

Brett and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Easy to fix

Brett - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Spreadin' out the dicks

Dave - Too many dudes, with too many dicks

Too close to my shit, too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds, more broads, less rods

I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods

Jemaine - Too many men, too many boys

Too many misters, not enough sisters

Too much time on, too many hands

Not enough ladies, too many mans

Not enough ladies, too many mans

Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many mans

Too many mans

Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Too many dicks

Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Too many dicks

Bret - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Too many dicks, too many dongs

Too many schlongs, now sing this song

Bret - Too many dicks on the

Too many dicks on the

Dicks on the

Dicks on the

Dicks, dicks, dance, dicks

D-d-d-d-dicks on the dancefloor

Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Too many dicks

Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Jemaine - Too many dicks

Bret - Too many dicks on the dancefloor