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10 years ago
Hi im... Im Not Marshal MathersBut one day this girl Hit On Me, with a Partial Flatter,said, she Normally Only" Targets Actors,but See" i just Got Done playing a game of chicken in my Car, with Colonel Sanders. then we went to the Bar, where i Ordered Dinner,Poured about 4 glasses of Hardcore Apple Liquer, that's when i Met Her,.. she was wearing a Torn Up Sweater"....like its Formal Fashion,... smoking a Carton Of Camels...... ...... Barfing Up Animals..... Kind Of Masculine..She asked me if i had a Passion, for taking Laxatives then having Accidents...She wanted me to Splatter all over her Back, Ass and Crack.............Like a Porno Addict!Said she was the star in 2 girls One Cup, Loves to Shit and Fuck, at the same time, then grew more Ecstatic" .................the more she would Talk About It! then grabbed my arm' Had It,, Bent Backwards, to where it was stuck in her AssHole" and Stickin Out Her" Torso,....... Scratchin Ass Backwards!Said it usually gives her Gas After,.. this all Happened so fast' next thing i Know,.. this Hoe Starts Laughin...Im in daze Though" Not Understandin,this hoe has my entire arm Inside her Stomach" like its Cotton Candy.WAIT,.... my drink is Carbonating!!? Degum It",. This Bitch Drugged me,,, that's why i Started Fading...earlier at the Precise Moment" when she Hugged me an Started Fornicating!I tried to order Water After,But i kind of, Sorta Splattered, in this Hoes Mouth.... This Whores Ratchet!and this bitches Carnal Desire" Admires to Gargle and Splash It !I tried as Hard as I" could to loosen my Arm and Unlash It, ..Fuckin Karma is Tragic! Cause as soon as i Turtled Passed it, i used Turbo Action as fast as a Turncoat who Turns Backwards!Slapped the Bastard Bitch,... and threw a Barstool At Her, she Got So Pissed,... she Ripped the Carpet Out Of"..... the floorStarted shaking it Backwards, then Towards",..... Me. Till i Hurdled Forward about 4 Feet.................. An called me a Smart Aleck, she caught my Feet" and dangled me till we Argued Yelling, Ripped the Nails Out" of the ground with her Teeth" an Started Propelling,them like a gun that's Automatic",... she was actually a Star At It!she used the Barman as Target Practice" and Started Armageddon" with the Rest of the Bar Patrons!So that's the story of What Happens, when you meet a Freak of a Beast who Loves Butt Sexxin,she becomes your Wife, the love of your Life, and OBsessive!The Object of your Affection,..... just remember to be OBjective,She will be their, Butt Naked, The Nutjob ready for her Butt to" Arm Wrestle your arm", but im Guessing...We all enjoy that from Time to Time, God Bless It!