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Tommy the Canexican

Vancouver-dwelling Mexican

Staying with his next of kin

And writing those bad checks again

Old Hudson, he protects his men

But makes them scrub those decks again

A mad first mate stands next to him

It's Tommy the Canexican

Traveling round with his moose and donkey

He's part Third World with a twist of honkey

A dashing mix, but don't get him wrong 'cause he's

Tommy the Canexican

He likes hockey and he likes soccer

He thinks real slow, but a really fast talker

Selena's long gone, but Celine needs a stalker

Like Tommy the Canexican

Got a brother Jose, another named Darryl

One wears a poncho, the other warm apparel

Both sing a Spanish "Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald"

For Tommy the Canexican

One likes Dos Equis, the other likes Molsons

One liked Nader, the other Pat Paulson

Both have a crush on those twins called the Olsons

Must be cuz they're Canexican

Tommy the Canexican

Vancouver-dwelling Mexican

Staying with his next of kin

And writing those bad checks again

Ferrigno showed his pecs to win

Imagine if he flexed at him

The Yukon becomes Texas when

There's Tommy the Canexican

He eats tacos and he eats bacon

He's five degrees removed from actor Kevin Bacon

He's got seven sisters but all of them are taken

By Tommy the Canexican

He's got no trouble goin north of the border

But crossing to the South he needs a court order

A foosball table, anybody got a quarter?

Ask Tommy the Canexican

Tommy the Canexican

Vancouver-dwelling Mexican

Buys his old dog, Rex, a gin

But a good canine rejects a sin

A fat man goes off dexatrim

And gets a bad complex again

He might squeeze in his Lexus and

There's Tommy the Canexican

He fronts a 5 piece from North of Seattle

Stuffed 'em in a van and drove 'em like cattle

Outside Toronto, they heard something rattle

So they rented a VW Vanagon

He likes girl drinks with a garnish and umbrella

He'll cut himself off when he turns greenish-yellow

He'll pass you the check, what a really swell fella

That Tommy the Canexican

Tommy the Canexican

Vancouver-dwelling Mexican

The Great White North- the next heaven

To Tommy the Canexican

A cute little brown canuk singing sensation

Really stands out in the church congregation

Confuses the hell out of U.S. Immigration

Just cuz he's Canexican

His family up North have snow that's the truest

His family down South have skies that are bluest

They'd be a lot closer if it t'weren't for the U.S.

Poor Tommy the Canexican

Canada's dollar is droppin real low

But it's still doin better than the old peso

If Menudo ever sang with B.T.O

Then Tommy'd be in heaven