DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me video free download

The best song from the 1989 Will Smith album "And in this corner...".

Lyrics:

*Ladies and gentlemen you are about to enter the Twilight Zone.*

I was in a club, one Friday.

A lovely lady comes walking my way.

She walked up and she said, "Hello."

I said, "Hi, my name's Joe."

I was lyin', so was she.

She said her name was Donnie,

But her shirt said Marie.

She said, "You get to know me,

you'll never forget me."

I said, "Why?" Then she bit me.

Ouch!

That didn't hurt.

Kinda creepy,

But she ripped my shirt.

She poisoned me, I went to sleep.

I woke up at her house

In the back of a jeep.

A Blazer, '89,

Tinted windows,

I wish it was mine.

Oh, it is,

But where are my keys?

There they are... in the ignition.

I'm at her house.

It's a teepee.

No, it's a cabin.

No, a skyscraper.

No, it's an igloo... a shack.

Forget it, I'll go around back.

It's a castle with a moat.

How I get across... boat.

(Twilight Zone noise)

Shoo... I hate that sound.

I went inside,

Looked right, looked left.

There she is.

Oh, no, that's Jeff.

He's invisible.

I went downstairs.

It's a loft.

No, it's a dungeon!

There she is, doing aerobics.

No, yoga.

No, that's karate. *You killed my teacher!*

But what a body!

No, he wasn't there.

I'm tellin' you I saw him.

No, really... I saw him.

He was playing checkers.

No, Nintendo.

OK, I'm lying.

There she is,

Watching TV.

All My Children.

No, that's Cosby.

No, Speed Racer... Shaft.

No, that's Kimba.

My fault... the TV's off.

There she is, what a doll.

No, that's Chucky from Child's Play!

I kissed her

And she told me this is home.

I entered a dimension called the Twilight Zone...

Where anything can happen.

I'm rough like sandpaper,

Hard like algebra.

You should be glad that I was nice,

And I allowed ya to

Step on stage.

To kick your rhymes off.

I tried to be nice,

But you mistook that for softness.

Now it's over to Hell with your opinion!

What I say goes fom now on,

This is my dominion!

I dare any rapper to step on stage

Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage.

I'm on a rampage!

Psych, I'm just kiddin'.

Jeff wanted to do that,

But I didn't.

I thought that it would make the record dumb.

I guess I wasn't wrong.

Mary had a little lamb.

Her fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,

So did Humpty Dumpty.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down,

And broke his crown...

Hickory, dickory, dock.

Got to use the bathroom now,

Psych, I was drafted.