Culture Shock - Twenty Questions video free download

Am I an animal? Yes

Am I alive? Yes

Am I a cat? No

Am I a fly? No

Am I an insect? No

Am I a dog? No

Am I a rodent? No

Am I a frog? No

Am I very very big?

Very very small? No

Have I got four legs? (???)

Any legs at all? Yes

Am I a seagull? No

Am I a bird? No

Can't be a fish? No

Oh it's getting absurd (too right)

Am I a household pet? No

Do I live in the zoo? No

Do I live in the jungle? No

Can I have a clue? No no no no no no no!

Am I a human being? Yes! Well done

It was the only thing left you know, yea ???

But it's not over yet (no). You've got to guess which one

Guess which one, guess which one, guess which one

Am I into politics? No

Am I on TV? No

Am I really famous? No

A personality? No

Am I in authority? No

Am I in control? No

Do I work in a factory? No

Am I very very old? No

Do I know who I am? Yes

Am I in this place? Yes

Am I in this conversation? Yes

Is there a smile on my face? Yes yes

Have I just realised that we are animals too? Yes yes!

Do I resent the torture of circuses and zoos? Yes yes

Do I condemn the hunters? Yes yes

Do I condemn the butchers and the murders too? Yes yes

Am I opposed to vivisection? Yes yes yes yes!

Is there another direction? Yes yes

But now I've got two answers, but either one will do

See I knew it could be me

But now I know it could be you

It could be me, could be you, yes yes

Could be me, could be you, yes yes

Could be me, could be you, yes yes

Could be me, could be, could be you