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christmas (pretty much)

when i was just lad, on christmas eve i asked my dad. what christmas means to us, is it about peace, love and trust?

my dad explained about an old grey man visits your house. deep in the dead of night to bring you toys if you're polite.

ok let me figure this out.

so santa clause on christmas eve. rides our chimney down to see. who's been naughty, who's been nice and leaves us boxes if we're nice. drinks our milk while we sleep tight.

dad is that what christmas means to us? he said what? sure kid, pretty much.

i was confused by this cause after all i was a kid

for sense it didn't make a lick so i asked uncle rick

he told me jesus christ. who lives above the sky.

it's his birthday party, where is he i said, oh well he died

ok let me figure this out

so santa clause and jesus christ, work together on this tonight. making little toys for boys and girls who do good and do right. and jesus died but he still rides our chimney down to get inside and raid our fridge for sweet delights and drink our milk then off he flies and san ta flies along beside

well is that what christmas means to us? he said what? sure kid, pretty much?

something just wasn't right, so i asked my cousin dwight

he went to college, took philosophy and poli sci.

he said you don't know kid? he said it's all bullshit. said pagan, winter solstice, hallmark = big business

ok let me figure this out

so santa clause and jesus christ and pagan who's this other guy

make toys together from bull shit and give them to the christian kids

and

hallmark hires them on for this and jesus died but he came back and pagan has some beef with that

but still the three of them together. ride the chimney bringing sweaters and hallmark makes

a buck per gift and dwight was fired up bout this. they drink our milk and raid our fridge and jesus empties

cookie jars while pagan eats granola bars.

well is this what christmas means to us? he said what? ya kid pretty much

i was wrong about what christmas meant to us, it's not about peace love and trust.

it's about a mess of complicated things that kids can't grasp and only grown ups understand

i was pleased to finally see what christmas meant to us. so i could tell my kids when grew up.

Comments

11 years ago

Karen Helena

This is gold, Luther. Frankincense and myrrh.

14 years ago

hedleylover19

you are fantastic! oh maaan.

14 years ago

allisfulloflove2

this is wonderful. you guys never fail to amaze me.

14 years ago

toby cheney

dude that was awesome!! i was just about to cry when all of a sudden you come up with the greatest and most hillarious line "so santa clause and jesus christ and pagan who's this other guy make toys together from bull shit and give them to the christian kids and hallmark hires them on for this and jesus died but he came back and pagan has some beef with that but still the three of them together." pure genious!!

14 years ago

Nick Brule

This just became my favorite christmas song ever.

14 years ago

berksah

lovvveeee it!

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