Collaborating With Rihanna - Cosmo Jarvis video free download


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Duration: 06:09
Uploaded: 2013/05/26

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Let me in your club let me

Rub shoulders with the ones you call your own

Let me call this game home

I'll kill you if you say no.

I could cut my hair low

Or grow it like an afro

I could do some collaborations

I could snort blow

From the cleavage of a fine 'ho,

But if she ugly; no.

I cant have the rest of the girls in the world in my video

'Cos that would make me look bad

How should I word it?

You see we must be perfect if we gonna be

Inserted in the worlds ass

'Cos the perfect are the envy

Of the many who just 'aint that.

I could even moisturize

Go to the club, look in some girls eyes

Sing about how I'm hypnotized

In a month i'll be richer than all you guys

So please just let me in

I wanna be your friend

I wanna sing about

Whatever made it last weekend

I wanna steal some melodies

From someones previous release

When it came out you were babies

You mother fuckers think its me!

Well my music's pretty blah blah

Yeah thats right i'm no Madonna

So if i'm gonna make some dolla

I got to sing it with Rihanna

Well my music's pretty blah blah

Yeah thats right i'm no Madonna

The only way I make my dolla is

Collaborating with Rihanna

Maybe I could say that im a heartbreaker

And i make the girls sweet and I make the girls wet

In the club, I is the best you get

You bitches are shrimp in my net

That kinda attitude'll get me laid

And get me paid and get me in the music trade

And get me played until you hate it

I'll lay it down for you, thats if you'll let me

Accept these pleas to let me in your industry

I'll sing about my ex and me

And how she tore my heart to pieces

I'll write a fucking thesis

'Bout how my love increases

If that what gonna get me rich

Baby, i'll suck dog dick if you want it

Not only will I do it but i'll also auto-tune it

So all you fucking school kids go out and buy my music

And the cash will fill the room and it will buy away my gloom

That kinda shit wont come soon

'Aint gonna let this wait consume

My need to make my lyrics bloom

Gotta steal a catchy tune

Gotta sell it on to you and two by two they buy buy buy

My pile of cash is getting high mother fuckers!

Well my music's pretty blah blah

Yeah that's right i'm no Madonna

So if i'm gonna make some dolla

I got to sing it with Rihanna

Well my music's pretty blah blah

yeah thats right i'm no Madonna

The only way I make my dolla is

Collaborating with Rihanna

I cant wait 'till im so rich

that every bitch be sucking my dick

and whenever the cash flow gets too low

i'll call my team and say

Hey, lets go, go, go mother fuckers lets write a single!

they'll be working, I will mingle

with all the A list, B list, C list

See this? It says V.I.P

wish you was on it? Want it? well..

I'll tell you how; you got to sell!

Stick with the right crowd

don't matter what you all about

Pout, even if you got a dick

and if you wrote a song you think's a hit

then sing it with someone who's made it

sing about some love

or how you and your girl broke up

or how badly your heart is cut

or how you like a birthday fuck

talk about how much you love her

recall how you met each other

then next week you'll sing another

Go fuck your mother!

Comments

8 years ago

The Botolf Chronicles

love this :)

9 years ago

marley donnan-cook

hahaha you so gansta!!! :-)))

9 years ago

Rolf Harris

Come back to Australia bro! I'm finally 18! You are my hero <3

9 years ago

Oliver Dunn

thanks cosmo, I met my girlfriend at the Barrel House the other week, the music certainly helped.. I owe you. 

9 years ago

Edward Gills

This is cool a hell. Cosmo Jarvis is a musical genius

9 years ago

Just Wes... Sort of.

Can I collab with you??? I'm no Rihanna...

9 years ago

Eireen yo

i just expected rihanna to have a toilet roll holder

9 years ago

ArtSpec

I wouldn't worry about internet trolls too much. Most can't bare to think of their "Idols" really using auto tuning or being "horrible" human beings Keep up the good work!

10 years ago

gillan bowd

only just discovered Cosmo Jarvis (literally 20mins ago) love it!

10 years ago

Haydn Salmon

"I can't wait 'till I'm so rich, that every bitch be sucking my dick"Made my Day

10 years ago

Sunnie Coleman

+Cosmo Jarvis Style was not in reference to garb. 

10 years ago

Sunnie Coleman

Your mockery has more style than the entity you prey upon! Touché! 

10 years ago

Jonathon Deans

Come to Australia again 

10 years ago

Jolly Infidel

Cosmo Jarvis are worth so much more than they are recognized..! Funny Charismatic clever and talented with pretty bloody good songs to boot...!

10 years ago

Deepak Sundaramoorthy

Someone post this on her Facebook, Twitter, or Google+ page.

10 years ago

p1994p123

i know this was a joke but please make more rap songs lol

10 years ago

tullymarth89

I concur!

10 years ago

herbalclint

Oh Cosmo! You are so funny!! Love this and Gay Pirates is the best love song ever recorded. Just my opinion...

10 years ago

herbalclint

Oh Cosmo! You are so funny!! Love this and Gay Pirates is the best love song ever recorded. Just my opinion...

10 years ago

XIGuyIX

I like that the guy in the video is wearing parkway drive merch.

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