CLUTCH - 24 Earth Years video free download


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Uploaded: 2010/05/21

I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.

And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.

I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,

"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a red woodpecker and two of my kin."

Back in 1980, we played the AD&D.

That game was harder than the Elfstones of Shanara.

My character was baffling, a druid, wizard, halfling.

On top of that he was master of psionic powers.

Bring on the hordes, we have the sword

that smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor.

Pray that the sisters name us as victors

of the twenty sided die.

I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.

And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.

I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,

"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."

Long ago in Middle Earth

a man could measure all his worth

by his blade and by his staff,

and by the runes on his epitaph.

Go mount your horse and ride up north

to seek the Baron of the Frozen Berg.

Ask for assistance in the resistance

of the twenty sided die.

I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.

And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.

I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,

"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."

Saw Mazes and Monsters, Tom Hanks completely bonkers.

He spoke what he doth speaketh in Elizabethan.

Sad lad, he really couldn't handle starting from scratch on the very first level

But he died the death of a warrior.

A legend grows yearly by way of a local song.

The bishop and castle move in defense of pawns.

I'm rolling, I'm tumbling a twenty sided die.

A legend grows yearly by way of local song.

I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.

And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.

I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,

"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."

Comments

9 years ago

Nate Linehan

Of course it's about D&D

9 years ago

Ian Goldsmith

Seen a few comments below about this track. As a FYI it used to be in MP3 on the non official pro rock before it became the official one many years ago, Which is where i got this version and had until my old HD died. I came here hoping for a better quality version but this is the exact same as what was on the old site. 

9 years ago

mojodojo24

Wow, you can really hear the bad compression noise in the background. Whoever converted this song (prob from a demo cassette tape) to digital picked the wrong format!!! Then again something is better than nothing so this song still jams. Thanks for the upload! *LIKE*

9 years ago

maidentallica

I am 24 earth years old today!

9 years ago

Rabid Caribou

I so wish they re-recorded this...

10 years ago

METLEDSABBATHICA UDO

bad ass . hellz yes.

10 years ago

Pafhammer

Piosenka Clutch o eRPeGowaniu! ;-)

10 years ago

Intaminator

So, this song is about D&D?

10 years ago

Topsy Kretts

I wish this were higher quality.

10 years ago

METLEDSABBATHICA UDO

GOD IS CLUTCH GREAT. DAMN EVERY SONG.

10 years ago

Frank Rizzo

for rarest my money goes to High Priest and Slowboat.

10 years ago

zombiejon

Spent the summer of 2011 playing this song back to back. The key is to sing along and push from the chest.. Go mount your horse

11 years ago

BongOfCthulhu

I remember sharing all these old unreleased songs with you wretchedSTONER. I also appreciate the ones you shared with me I didn't have either. I swear I have two full albums of never released material. I love it. keep up the good work

11 years ago

Wes Sawyer

It's a crime C! never released this..great song, thanks for posting.

11 years ago

spudy1216

God I love this song! :D

11 years ago

minimindpattern

You know this is a song about D&D right?

11 years ago

FourthOsprey

you should show them the sword, way more fitting

11 years ago

19limelight

I must show my fellow D&D mates O.o

11 years ago

Rickvallerie vanderkolk

Wish I could get the total collection of clutch my fav all time band

11 years ago

badman2812

do you know what album i can find this song on my fellow smoker

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