Bob Schneider - "Batman" video free download

cheese puff

what are the chords to this song? id like to learn it

Aparna Khanolkar

batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bliss Morgan

Heard this on the radio today and had myself a good old gigglefest all the way through.

Charlene Cameron

Bob Schneider - "Batman" :)~

Brian Moreira

Not funny. Pretty phony, and making me think of him and his music differently.#CORNY

Nancy Heard

This was posted 5 years agao.. and you know... it is still Sooooo awesome !

dan@livinghighway

So awesome. I'm laughing with tears in my eyes!

Kathleen Crook

fun song

Bryan H

Bob Schneider - "Batman"Im batman

fullhousewilson

i remember this song from Joe Rockhead.. sounded pretty different back then!

barkdog92

The guy's expression at 2:49 when Bob mentions the whip is priceless

jordotech

truly, truly awful stuff right here.

Jared Karcher

Well, my name is Batman, but you can call me Bob, And when I see the boy wonder, I just say 'Yo, Rob!' I used to wear a cape, and do the leotard bit, Now, I'm wearin' a hoody and jeans 'cause I... don't give a (I guess I can't say that...) I used to bust my butt all day fightin' crime, Now, I'm rockin' the Bob and Tom show, and I sing my rhymes, And I could... turn any crowd into a crazy old mob, 'cause I'm Batman, But you can call me Bob.

Jared Karcher

Well, I'll tell you all a story that once happened to me. Well, me and little Robbin, we were just cuisin' down the street. We were in the Batmobile, and (uh) we had the lights turned low. We had a... six-pack of Batbeer on ice, so we were good to go.

Jared Karcher

With the radio blastin' out our old theme song, Robin kept passin' me that big ol' Bat-bong. I took a couple of... hits and the next thing I know, There was a, a cop pullin' us over to the side of the road. He said (uh) 'Uh, hey! What's your name, boy? You look like a slob.' I said, 'I'm Batman officer, but... you can call me Bob!'

Jared Karcher

Well, I turned to little Robin; I said, 'Hey buddy, it's gettin' kinda late,' 'I gotta... find a date before I start to hallucinate.' So, we found this little place, and... ... we went inside, And they carded Robin at the door, they asked about his age, he just lied. (He's like thirteen, I think... I'm not really sure how old he is.)

Jared Karcher

Well, I went up to the bar and ordered myself a little... Coke and Jack, And that's when I felt a strong hand... .. on the back of my back. And I turned around, and I dropped my drink, 'cause there was this girl there in the mink, And she was about... She was about the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... I think... And I introduced her ' Robin, I said, 'Hey, this little guy's name is Rob, but...' 'Well, I'm the Batman baby, but... you can call me Bob!'

Jared Karcher

Well, I promised to behave, and w'... we went back to the Batcave, And she took one look at my place, and... well, she started to rave. And then she gave me a nice kiss, and... she said... 'I'll be right back,' 'I'm just gonna slip out of some of these clothes for a minute so we can relax.'

Jared Karcher

So, she left the room for a minute, and (uh)... Well, I threw on some tunes. I opened up my new... multi-million dollar skylight so we could look at the moon, (n') (uh) But, when she came back in.. well she had this big ol'... whip in her hand, Turns out.. she was the crazy psychotic Catwo-man!

Jared Karcher

She started... chasin' me around my house, and she was screamin' that she wanted me dead! I had to whip out my Baterang ('n)... ... Hit her right in the head. She went out like a light, I said, 'Oh man, what a night.' Had to drag her down to the police department where they locked her up tight 'n, As I was leavin', the sargent looked at me, and he said, 'Hey, son... you done a fine job.' I said, 'I know. I'm Batman... but you can call me Bob.'