Bo Burnham - "Rant" with LYRICS- Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT* video free download

Bo's 12th song "Rant" which he later released as part of his Words, Words, Words album on October 19th, 2010. This was at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009.

Lyrics:

All the seats at the Sunday masses

Filled with the masses massive ass

Classes bypass as fast as molasses

Ceremonial reading glasses

Read!

A little bit of Leviticus

All the kids are a little too little for this

All the parents nod in agreement

I think I can vaguely see what he meant

Its too early in the morning glory

To read another allegory story

The father reads a little bit farther

Assuring the assured that they need not bother

When God

In verse 45

Said that slaves are okay to buy

He meant that people all from the start

Each have slaves within their hearts

Things that we have sold or bought

Then are forced to pick our moral cotton

He calls us to set these free

Free our hearts from slavery

And then as God goes on to explain

The logistics of buying and selling slaves

He was fucking around

In the back I sit and I nod

To the beats that are bumping from my iPod

My god theyre starting to pray

And over the music I can hear them say

"Dear God"

"Dear Lord"

"Dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword."

"Dear good all seeing being

My way or the highway, Yahweh"

The blue balled anti masturbator

The great all loving faggot hater

I'd like to thank your holy might for

Making me both rich and white and

Though this is your day of rest

I come to you with one request

There's so much pain beyond this steeple

Wars and drugs and homeless people

Sadness where there should be joy

Hate and rape and Soldier Boy

A world of darkness needs your light

So I'm sure your schedules pretty tight but

My dog just had surgery

If you could fix that first...

Deborah

Messing's fingers in a holy place

Hail Mary full of Grace

Obama

Could you pass some hope to the pope

I know a couple dudes who want to elope

See the Church said nope so bros can't cope

The bros can grope but the bros can't cope

They've been in love and they've been addicted

Who said they shouldn't?

Benedict did

Cause in the holy land of the Lord

He's the holy landlord

And dicks are evicted

Cause you can be a benedict

If you've been a dick under Benedict

But you cant have benedicts

Because there's only one Pope

With only one dick

What? Yeah

A dick on a Pope is just like a soap on a rope

Cause its pointless unless in prison

Throw up your Bibles

Christ has risen

Hallelujah now its raining men

Because the gender ratios 1 to 10

Winos at the eucharist station

Transgendered substantiation

Jesus wasn't the Messiah

Get back on the heretic and I'm on fire

It was Oedipus those holy nights

The holy mother fu**ing Christ

I'm a blasphema

Post Katrina

Crusin' the marina

On a crusade the crew's aides

And blast FEMA

You're too late

Were fucked

We don't need ya

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